Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Not for the faint of heart or people who are easily offended.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues.Johnny! Mom screams. Knock it off! Youre going to break somethi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent's supe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm su...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I wentinside, paid for the fuel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

What's the difference between an Air Hostess and a Rolls Royce? Not everyone has had a ride in a Rolls Royce !

Bobdown · Bobdown

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

Craig1 · Craig1

Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...

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	Not for the faint of heart.. (Preview) Not for the faint of heart or people who are easily offended.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues.Johnny! Mom screams. Knock it off! Youre going to break somethi...	aussie_paul	2	946	11:35 AM Feb 11, 2024 by Blues Man
	FINALLY, A GOOD TRUMP JOKE.. (Preview) THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent's supe...	aussie_paul	2	695	11:33 AM Feb 11, 2024 by Blues Man
	Husband.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	723	11:30 AM Feb 11, 2024 by Blues Man
	Some wife jokes. 😉 (Preview) AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm su...	aussie_paul	1	553	11:28 AM Feb 11, 2024 by Blues Man
	Only in Campbelltown.. (Preview) Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I wentinside, paid for the fuel...	aussie_paul	0	479	02:48 PM Feb 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Very dangerous practice.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	537	12:37 PM Feb 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	When I was.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	437	12:36 PM Feb 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Bob and his wife.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	422	12:32 PM Feb 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Laughs (Preview)	rgren2	1	520	11:03 AM Feb 10, 2024 by peter67
	The Inn (Preview) A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...	aussie_paul	0	539	04:52 PM Feb 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Inn (Preview) A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...	aussie_paul	0	338	04:41 PM Feb 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Difference (Preview) What's the difference between an Air Hostess and a Rolls Royce? Not everyone has had a ride in a Rolls Royce !	Aussie1	4	1011	10:21 AM Feb 7, 2024 by peter67
	Does this need a WDH? (Preview)	Bobdown	1	478	04:18 PM Feb 6, 2024 by yobarr
	You choose (Preview)	anolphart	0	505	08:12 PM Feb 5, 2024 by anolphart
	I said ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	409	08:10 PM Feb 5, 2024 by anolphart
	Unluckiest Three People in Australia (Preview) Prior to last Thursday Power Ball draw, assorted experts said " more chance of getting hit by multiple lightning stikes, cathcing assorted s t d's, walking on the moon, or 7 quillion to one odds, etc etc. " How I whish I was as unlucky as those three who won,	Craig1	0	413	10:25 AM Feb 5, 2024 by Craig1
	Finally getting around to Christmas clean-up (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	432	09:47 AM Feb 5, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	A man is walking.. (Preview) A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal...	aussie_paul	17	1297	11:38 AM Feb 4, 2024 by peter67
	Marriage in heaven (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get mar...	Whenarewethere	2	736	11:35 AM Feb 4, 2024 by peter67
	Shopping scam (Preview) Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into The Co-op supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Tw...	Whenarewethere	0	450	10:32 AM Feb 3, 2024 by Whenarewethere
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