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Robin Hood's deathbed
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Robin Hood lay dying, and all the faithful gathered round. With his weak and fading breath, Robin asked Marion to bring him the best arrow from the quiver beside his bed, and then asked Little John to bring him his bow. He put the arrow to the bow and aimed through the open window into the generous green sw...
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Moses and Bush....
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While going through an airport during one of his many trips, A former US President encountered a man with long grey hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. Mr. Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?' The man didn't answer, and just kept...
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Pig Farmers...
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agree...
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Dear Abby
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Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything, What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It's so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smok...
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Our Bro.. Billy T James on how to servive in the bush..
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http://youtu.be/kWutj4UV-FY
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Strip Poker (Sound On)
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Short video, sound on: http://vimeo.com/m/5865798
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5 Rules for Decision Making
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Redlander
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Little Johnny at it again
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The local minister fouund Johnny sitting in the gutter with a can of petrol. What are you doing with the petrol asks the minister,nuttin says Johnny. Can i have the can of petrol asks the minister. What will you give me for it replies Johhnny. See this bottle i have it is filled with wholy water and is ver...
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Thought I might try a slow cooker...
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John Wayne v Cyclists
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeijLNHzyRo&feature=youtu.be
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What's your retirement occupation?
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The importance of an occupation after retirementAs we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on...
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Little Johnny strikes again
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!! The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinat...
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Random Thoughts For The 60’s and over
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! Old age is coming at a real...
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Little Johnny
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A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throu...
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I think for the weaker s e x . Economy caravanning ..
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Hmm who on here would this match aha
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Power Outage
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We had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad, ham radio & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf. I went into the kitchen to make cof...
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He's my brother
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?Eight, the boy replied.The man continued, Do you know what these are used for?The boy replied, Not exact...
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if you love pets, you'll love this video
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http://pickle.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/16/09/44/guilty-dog-tries-to-subtly-slide-from-trouble
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Slide
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Three men at the top of a slide. Told that whatever they shout as they slide down they'll land in at the bottom. The first man slides down and shouts "Money". He lands in a huge pile of notes. The second man slides down and shouts "women". He lands surrounded by beautiful women. The...
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Old Butch
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young' pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters...
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