Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...

Hendo · Hendo

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/

Yarra · Yarra

Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have mor...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

.....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...

Lesley F · Lesley F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...

dishlicker · dishlicker

If an intelligent politician, an intelligent woman and the easter bunny get into a lift together and discover a $20 note lying on the floor, who would pick it up? The intelligent woman The other two don 't exist. cheers

Yarra · Yarra

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A beautiful young model boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy, and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empt...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPAD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. She wasn`t impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK, and iCLEAN network. This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

MAORI CONVENTION. 33,000 Maori meet at the Westpac Stadium for a Maori Are Not Stupid convention. Pita Sharples addresses the crowd.. We are all here today to prove to the world that Maori are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please? Hone Harawira gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Home Security for Seniors Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system, turned off my external lights and de-registered from Neighbourhood Watch. I've got two Iraqi flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner, And the black flag of ISIS in the centre. Local police...

Spydermann · Spydermann

Old codger #1. How`s your new Thai bride you found on the internet? Old codger #2. OK, but she keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

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	Irish Lecturer. (Preview) An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body." The Garda officer then asks, "Really? W...	Possum3	1	870	07:38 AM Nov 4, 2015 by Blues Man
	Dear Doctor (Preview)	Hendo	3	936	08:36 PM Nov 3, 2015 by SLUG
	Men in Heaven (Preview)	Plain Truth	1	967	02:51 PM Nov 2, 2015 by chicken
	If you don't laugh, you have a problem. (Preview) Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.In the middle of t...	Young Simmo	3	1081	05:33 PM Oct 31, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Electricity Fails (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/stagefreaks/videos/863975723671117/	Possum3	3	1439	01:08 PM Oct 31, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	MY WIFE'S RIDE-ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE (Preview) Heres the story...................Its still hard to believe the way it turned out.My wife said she wanted a ride-on lawn mower. She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and I thought that a ride-on lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have mor...	Yarra	2	1025	09:27 PM Oct 30, 2015 by hokianga
	The Wifes Demo (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	910	04:15 AM Oct 30, 2015 by kiwijims
	A man boarded an aeroplane ... (Preview) .....and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, business trip or plea...	aussie_paul	0	866	10:44 PM Oct 29, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Read the book first (Preview) A farmer ordered a hi-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipmen...	Young Simmo	0	804	05:45 PM Oct 29, 2015 by Young Simmo
	mrs browns misunderstand about their dog (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U430rpfjIIQ I've probably posted this before, but it's hysterical.	Lesley F	1	891	09:44 PM Oct 28, 2015 by dishlicker
	Water in the carburettor... (Preview) WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous!"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it ou...	aussie_paul	1	817	11:44 AM Oct 28, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Avocados (Preview) A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados." ...	aussie_paul	2	902	01:21 AM Oct 28, 2015 by nimrod
	politician (Preview) If an intelligent politician, an intelligent woman and the easter bunny get into a lift together and discover a $20 note lying on the floor, who would pick it up? The intelligent woman The other two don 't exist. cheers	dishlicker	2	1058	10:28 PM Oct 26, 2015 by Baz421
	New Scam Ladies Beware (Preview)	Yarra	2	1032	05:35 PM Oct 26, 2015 by Young Simmo
	I'm not blond, I am grey. (Preview) A beautiful young model boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy, and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empt...	Young Simmo	7	1331	07:17 AM Oct 25, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	I might change my mind about something. (Preview) A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's...	Young Simmo	0	935	09:06 AM Oct 24, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Ireckon (Preview) Husband buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPAD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. She wasn`t impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK, and iCLEAN network. This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.	Phillipn	0	822	07:54 AM Oct 24, 2015 by Phillipn
	Maori Convention... (Preview) MAORI CONVENTION. 33,000 Maori meet at the Westpac Stadium for a Maori Are Not Stupid convention. Pita Sharples addresses the crowd.. We are all here today to prove to the world that Maori are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please? Hone Harawira gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up...	Gunsondeck	16	1875	07:46 PM Oct 23, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	The easy way out. (Preview) Home Security for Seniors Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system, turned off my external lights and de-registered from Neighbourhood Watch. I've got two Iraqi flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner, And the black flag of ISIS in the centre. Local police...	Young Simmo	0	943	02:55 PM Oct 23, 2015 by Young Simmo
	The Thai Bride (Preview) Old codger #1. How`s your new Thai bride you found on the internet? Old codger #2. OK, but she keeps leaving the toilet seat up.	Spydermann	0	989	11:38 PM Oct 22, 2015 by Spydermann
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