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Reaching out!
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kiwijims
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2
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880
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God!
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God: done? Noah: yeah! G: whats this? Noah proudly: a swing set. G: you built a park. I asked for an ark. N: a what? G: a boat. N: say boat then. GOD: How many more animals left to make? - ANGEL: 2 - GOD: And how many more legs do we have? - ANGEL: 100 - CENTIPEDE: dibs! - SNAKE: ******* "drink m...
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Possum3
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723
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Picking on the Irish again!!!
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Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know?" Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."Aussie Paul.
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aussie_paul
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0
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838
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Does happen!!
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gerard gue
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1
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869
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Playmor 5th wheeler scam
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Thank you for the interest showed in my caravan and sorry for my late reply but I had to move to the U.K. for my job, I was busy relocating on a short notice. You don't have to worry as the caravan is in storage with a shipping company back home in Australia. It was left to me in my father's will 2 months ago and...
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unsatisfied and over-it
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1
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1328
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WHAT STARTS IN F AND ENDS IN C
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What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, whats your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade...
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SLUG
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0
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808
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Old is Good???????
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The peo...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1033
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Will You Live to see 85?
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Here's something to think about........I recently picked a new GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age (I've just reached 60).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you sm...
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aussie_paul
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1
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1101
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I've known this for years
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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the pe...
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Young Simmo
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1
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865
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What would I be if
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Woody n Sue
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1
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895
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What's for tea. "Salad" ?
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Woody n Sue
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0
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784
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Pearly Gates.......
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Saint Peter is seeing all the new arrivals trying to go through the Pearly Gates....... The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. 'I came home early and found my wife laying naked in bed. She claimed that she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and...
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June
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0
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777
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Bloody government, taking the easy way out..
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aussie_paul
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0
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1019
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Microchip Implant
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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in var...
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Hendo
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2
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861
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A guy goes to the Post Office...
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A to apply for a job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""OK, have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer s...
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aussie_paul
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0
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906
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lol....
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Special Travel Package for BusinessmenAn Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was. 72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" Co...
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aussie_paul
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0
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971
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OOooooPS
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A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "I...
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Young Simmo
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0
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807
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When you're over 70 who cares?
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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This big O FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute; you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea. You gotta pen?" She said, "Yea, I got a pen." Isaid, "Youd better ge...
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Possum3
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0
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1137
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Morning After Xmas Party At The Zoo
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Yarra
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0
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1027
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Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems
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Terrorism, High Alert Causing Me Problems After hearing the news about possible terrorism attack and a high security alert I was a little nervous, so when I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could comp...
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aussie_paul
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