Just Joking

Woody2 · Woody2

God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...

kiwijims · kiwijims

http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6

Joker · Joker

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Joker · Joker

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."

Woody2 · Woody2

To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!

goldfinger · goldfinger

An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...

goldfinger · goldfinger

A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/

Joker · Joker

A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Woody2 · Woody2

Woody2 · Woody2

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...

kiwijims · kiwijims

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...

Woody2 · Woody2

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Woody2 · Woody2

-- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM

Joker · Joker

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."

goldfinger · goldfinger

From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...

goldfinger · goldfinger

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	God's plan for aging (Preview) God's plan for aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His...	Woody2	0	939	07:01 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Woody2
	The Old Ladies Song (Preview) http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb=p1a6	kiwijims	1	1027	05:49 PM Jul 21, 2016 by Felicia
	4th Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. I get it, you want some more... here is the next one!) (Preview) A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year. The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."	Joker	0	757	06:14 PM Jul 20, 2016 by Joker
	3rd Blond Male Joke ( you sure you want some more... of course you do!!!) (Preview) An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers alwaysfall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd stillbe in the boat."	Joker	4	1043	11:27 PM Jul 19, 2016 by tonyd
	Getting it stiff (Preview) To make it Stand, You Wet it ! To make it Wet, You Suck it ! To make it Stiff, You Lick it ! To Get It In, You Push it! Damn...... Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch !!	Woody2	3	964	09:30 PM Jul 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	That's it!.....Times up!..... (Preview) An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,... I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..." "But Grandpa, I really have never lik...	goldfinger	0	811	05:28 PM Jul 18, 2016 by goldfinger
	New dentures tomorrow.... (Preview) A couple of old timers were playing golf, when one mentioned he was going to Dr. Upjohn for a new set of dentures in the morning.... His elderly mate remarked that he too had gone to the same Dr. Upjohn two years previously... "Is that so?" asked the first old timer....."Did he do a really good job?" Hi...	goldfinger	0	875	10:40 PM Jul 17, 2016 by goldfinger
	Looking for a new home (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	806	09:14 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	One for Cupie.. (Preview) https://www.facebook.com/ryan.keune/videos/1157143093960/	aussie_paul	0	791	08:03 PM Jul 17, 2016 by aussie_paul
	2nd Blond Male Joke (Ok.. Ok.. You are asking for it!) (Preview) A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.	Joker	0	695	05:44 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Joker
	Yes well (Preview)	Woody2	1	804	05:18 PM Jul 17, 2016 by grahos
	How to solve an old mans problem (Preview) AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00...	Woody2	0	775	12:45 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Little Bruce andJenny (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marria...	Woody2	0	789	12:42 PM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	The Homeless Man (Preview) This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I had it all!! A cook, clean and pressed clothes, TV, internet. I went to the gym, the library, and the pool. I took college courses for free, and never worked a day". I aske...	kiwijims	1	880	11:44 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Marriage (Preview)	Woody2	0	708	11:07 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	Oh. lord (Preview)	Woody2	0	688	10:58 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A very long time ago (Preview) -- Edited by Woody2 on Sunday 17th of July 2016 10:50:03 AM	Woody2	0	713	10:43 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	1st Blond Male Joke (More to come... just ask.. Lol) (Preview) A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you findthe shampoo?He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair,and I've just wet mine."	Joker	1	733	10:38 AM Jul 17, 2016 by Woody2
	A serious, bit weird one?..... (Preview) From my weird Yankeeee mate...... Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question, it is, as it reads. No one I know has got it right...few people do. A woman while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy who she did not know. She t...	goldfinger	2	845	12:17 AM Jul 17, 2016 by dorian
	Ahhhhhh Soooooo!... Japaneeee Funny Business..... (Preview)	goldfinger	2	800	11:42 PM Jul 16, 2016 by goldfinger
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