Just Joking

Yarra · Yarra

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My da...

Woody2 · Woody2

Car Keys They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realised he wa...

Possum3 · Possum3

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Possum3 · Possum3

Only in Britain -Complaints to Councils Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his f...

Yarra · Yarra

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would ge...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Oysters, Lobster, Champagne...the whole nine yards. I asked her,........"Does your mother feed you like that when you eat a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonscopy in Alabama. I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful Nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.. As I lay naked on my side on the examination table, this...

Yarra · Yarra

A 60 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. .... She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up"..... The lady replied, ....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...

Yarra · Yarra

Default A guy goes into the confessional box after yearsHe pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various wom...

Yarra · Yarra

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Magnarc · Magnarc

The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...

Hendo · Hendo

-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

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	The Will (Preview) Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My da...	Yarra	1	1033	10:14 AM Jan 24, 2017 by Blues Man
	Car keys (Preview) Car Keys They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realised he wa...	Woody2	1	1149	05:53 PM Jan 23, 2017 by Felicia
	Lost Pen (Preview) .......................................................	Possum3	2	1027	08:57 AM Jan 23, 2017 by Blues Man
	British Council Flats (Preview) Only in Britain -Complaints to Councils Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his f...	Possum3	0	1055	02:46 PM Jan 22, 2017 by Possum3
	The fastest thing (Preview) An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would ge...	Yarra	0	919	02:37 PM Jan 22, 2017 by Yarra
	There are some things you just don't argue with....... (Preview) A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Oysters, Lobster, Champagne...the whole nine yards. I asked her,........"Does your mother feed you like that when you eat a...	Goldfinger	0	943	01:14 PM Jan 22, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Waiting at the Doctors... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	1288	09:18 PM Jan 21, 2017 by grahos
	Fifi. (Preview) The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...	Possum3	3	970	09:06 PM Jan 21, 2017 by grahos
	Sent by a Yankeeee mate of mine... (Preview) After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonscopy in Alabama. I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful Nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.. As I lay naked on my side on the examination table, this...	Goldfinger	4	1459	01:00 PM Jan 21, 2017 by Goldfinger
	The expensive hat! (Preview) A 60 year old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. .... She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away..... A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up"..... The lady replied, ....	Yarra	0	1025	09:14 AM Jan 20, 2017 by Yarra
	Japanese doctor on exercise (Preview) Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...	Woody n Sue	1	1100	06:02 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Felicia
	A guy goes into the confessional box after years (Preview) Default A guy goes into the confessional box after yearsHe pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of various wom...	Yarra	1	916	05:57 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Felicia
	A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie. (Preview) Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.Son: Okay I was watching Kung Fu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. Mom: Haha, after...	Yarra	1	926	05:54 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Felicia
	Viagra (Preview) A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! *'Viagra'* is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.	Woody2	1	1015	02:04 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Peterpan
	Old folks home. (Preview) The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "*The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.* *Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...*	Magnarc	0	946	08:19 AM Jan 17, 2017 by Magnarc
	Old fella still got it ! Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	1043	08:13 PM Jan 16, 2017 by Baggie
	What difference can one word make? (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	1011	11:53 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Goldfinger
	"Fallen Angels!" (Preview) Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...	Possum3	0	964	07:19 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Scottish Cop (Preview) -----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...	Hendo	2	963	05:34 PM Jan 15, 2017 by grahos
	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	830	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
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