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Oh no the toilet is clogged
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Woody n Sue
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925
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FIRST DAY AT THE SENIOR COMPLEX
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On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She conti...
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kiwijims
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894
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This tickled me.
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oldphartz
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860
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Bad Case of the Stutters
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A man had a bad case of stuttering. Over many years he went to many doctors, but none of them could help him.Finally one doctor said, "I believe I have found the reason for your stuttering". The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem?" The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very...
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Yarra
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0
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884
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I thought it was something in the water seems I were wrong
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Woody n Sue
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0
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1031
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Hmm if you can follow this your better than me
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Woody n Sue
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0
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916
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Ahh yes it's Johny again
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Woody n Sue
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0
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871
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Irish Sausage
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any mo...
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Yarra
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0
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876
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How will you celebrate your 90th
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Woody n Sue
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0
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882
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What car will you get
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Woody n Sue
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0
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765
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Texas Humor
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Moorey
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0
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1002
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Great come back line from a nun
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Woody n Sue
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0
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790
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Little Johnny
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Subject: Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon,and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking."Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell mewho said that quote, can have Monday off." sa...
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Moorey
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1
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866
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Born A Lutheran
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Each Friday night after work, Heinrich would fire up his barbeque on the shore of Arthurs Lake and cook a venison steak.All of Heinrichs neighbours were Catholic ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted o...
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Yarra
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0
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789
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This is so wrong but it got a laugh out of me
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Woody n Sue
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1
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948
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A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings
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A Man's Age --as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. ...
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Hoodathunkit
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0
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2081
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Why you shouldn't use your phone on public transport
(Preview)
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Woody n Sue
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0
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815
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How to get a pay rise
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Woody n Sue
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0
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724
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Help for us Aussie to understand our Kiwi friends
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Woody n Sue
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1
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1049
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Going on a date back in the 50s darn I was only born in the 50s
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Woody n Sue
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0
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913
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