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New underwear
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Puns For Educated Minds
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1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky-maker but he loved her still. 4. A rubber-band pistol was confi...
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Waiting at the Pearly Gates....
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A Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a bloke who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.. Saint Peter addresses this cool dude, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?' The bloke replies, 'I'm Jim, r...
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Young Irish Mary being married on Saturday...a tad naughty....
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Hendo ,that was a good'n re Paddy Murphy...and of course reminded me of one of my favourite slightly off colour Irish story's...... Young Irish girl, Mary, being married to Paddy on Saturday, and goes to see her Parish priest with a few vexing questions... "Father, I've seen Paddy in the raw...bu...
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Paddy Murphy
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. 'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender. 'Michael O'Connor and me had a fight,' says Paddy. 'That little O'Co...
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XYZ Bank:
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XYZ Bank - This is Brilliant Cancel Credit cards prior to death! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and XYZ Bank billed her for February and March for the...
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Doesn't that little Johnny ever get out of Grade 3...?..innovative
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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship...er salespersonship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout Cookies and I made $30"...she said proudly. "my sales approach was to appeal to the custo...
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Caring
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Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out. Are you okay, what's your name? It's John, and I'm okay thanks, I replied as I pulled myself out of the t...
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Yarra
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Irish Divorce..
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The mother in law arrives home from shopping to find her son in law Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened?....what the hell happened?...I'll tell you what happened!...I sent an email to my wife Jean, telling her I was...
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The good ship Thruxton
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Now some of you might remember when the American war ship Thruxton berthed at Outer Harbor in Adelaide back many years ago. Well, there were many American sailors itching to get acquainted with our Aussie girls and they made every attempt to do so. Well in this case, three sailors had met up with three s...
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Baggie
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A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
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Starts at Sixty Writers VIEW PROFILE394 SHARES Share on facebook A newlywed couple moves into their new house.One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?The husband says, What do I look...
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Have a Laugh - Divorce Settlement
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On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some background music and feasted on a pound...
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The First Profession.
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A physician, an engineer, and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." ...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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The Battle of the Sexes A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman Which book has helped you most in your life? The woman replied My husbands cheque book!! A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl: Sir, Fiction and Com...
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Very very quick Divorce needed...
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A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him very quick.The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would d...
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A bit of fun
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Good looking daughter
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Blondes a town full of them
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Dang that didn't work I'll try again -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Saturday 9th of April 2016 07:16:02 PM
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Haircut
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."The boy tho...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Yesterday I told my wife to relax and embrace her mistakes. She cried and then hugged me. . Man throws his Mother-in-Law into a crocodile infested pit and gets charged with animal cruelty by the RSPCA. . THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were...
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