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5 year old girl
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A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...
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Todays Please explain cartoon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s
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Gundog
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3 Men
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An Italian man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate lo...
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659
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Love this policeman. . . . .
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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer,demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.The motorist insta...
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As I grow older..
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Bobcat..
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Eggs..
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633
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A little Political Humour..
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GREENS SENATOR, SARAH HANSON-YOUNG, IS TOURING LIVE CATTLE EXPORT YARDS IN THE SENATOR'S CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN CAR.SUDDENLY A COW JUMPS OUT INTO THE ROAD;THEY HIT IT FULL ON AND THE CAR COMES TO A STOP. SARAH IN HER USUAL JAUNTY MANNER, SAYSTO THE CHAUFFEUR "YOU GET OUT AND CHECK - YOU WERE DRIVING."THE CH...
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Pretty true..
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520
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Priceless..
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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless) From an old geyser. Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND reallyquite true!! A good laugh for people in the over-65 age group!!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone...
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481
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Electric Car
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591
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Straw
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Green power..
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Worried about the economy
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Xi Jinping is worried about the economy - what do Chinese people think? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e95lny0x9o
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Phone..
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654
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The Cowboy..
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you ex...
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481
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Blonde time
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A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers.The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year.The blond retorted "You slut!""How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
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Always Mother..
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Always Mother.A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks,"Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?'The Mother in law replys.It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey."Good replies the woman"."Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"
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Died from..
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Common sense..
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