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Donald ..... Duck
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Two Glasgow boys..
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Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussingJocks forthcoming wedding.Aye, its all going like magic, says Jock.I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag nightArchie nods approvingly.H...
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You could have..
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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You could have..
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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A post..
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Sex.
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Sex at eighty seven is like playing snooker with a rope.
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NSW seatbelt camera failure
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NSW has started photographing people not wearing seatbelts correctly. Government has simply not looked at safety fundamentals!
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The race
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Swooping season
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Paddy..
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Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.It appeared that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.So w...
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Paddy..
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Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.It appeared that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.So w...
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Golf..
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...
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Napoleon..
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Napoleon, was high on a hill, overlooking a large battlefieldHe was very frustrated, as he could see that not everyone was fighting, and some seemed to having smokoHe instructed his senior scientist, Louis Alexandra, to make a devise so that his generals could tell the time, to coordinate the battl...
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Every one was seated...
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50 Shades
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Responsible Driving
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Seine River quality.
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job…
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...
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Poser
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In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Goldfish.
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