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If you ever feel a little bit stupid..
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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)Question: If you could live fore...
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Wrong subject
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Comedy - Misunderstanding an Asian Australian talking to his Mum.
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Holly Leaf for Christmas protocol
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Why is the Holly Leaf used for Christmas. It has sharp edges so was not used to wipe your bum.
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An old guy..
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An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in.He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?"The trainer looked him up and down and said;"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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Teacher..
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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: No, listen carefully If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently If I gave you two apples, and an...
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Men will never learn…
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A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a mans car. Both of their cars are demolished but, amazingly, neither of them is hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we sho...
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Odd ode4
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There was a young man from Westphalia, Who painted his ass like a dahlia, The colour was fine, Likewise the design, The aroma- ah, that was a failia.
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Magnarc
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have a giggle
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Gundog
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Odd ode.
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There once was a fellow from Lorne, Who wished that he'd never been born, He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn.
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Odd ode3
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, Loud was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls- and he had 'em.
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Odd ode2
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There was a young sailor called Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates, But a fall on his cutlass, Rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates/
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Quickies
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Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come...
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Deserved it..
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Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.
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Redneck Vasectomy. 🙂
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...
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Manchester Fathers
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Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...
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Finding sheep
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How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible
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Shortage of Truck Drivers
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It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?
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Missing a son / grandson?
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Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.
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Not helpful, just rude!
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At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!
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Telling them can be tough
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Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!
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