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Possum3 · Possum3

An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers responsible were facing serious disciplinary action. "The punishment sounds a little harsh," she said. "After all, most of the soldiers have pictures of women o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

A city type moves to the country and decides he wants to be a farmer. So he goes to the local farm shop and tells the man: "Give me 100 baby chickens."The farm shop worker complies. A week later the man returns and says: "Give me 200 baby chickens."Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says: "Giv...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Thoughts to Ponder Number 9: Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. [If you see a gleam in his...

Possum3 · Possum3

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?... 5. If...

Baggie · Baggie

CHEWING GUM! An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Austr...

Possum3 · Possum3

An award should go to the American Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded American Airline...

Moorey · Moorey

---IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... For example... A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noduC7hjQyc Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two mathematicians were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A female engineer walked by and asked what they were doing. Were supposed to find the height of this flagpole, said one, but we dont have a ladder. The engineer took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and la...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

rgren2 · rgren2

Larry the Fighter PilotA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartm...

Yarra · Yarra

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Phys...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Black Testicles.Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, sir. Im only here to w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, Notice anything different about me?Margaret, 75, looked him over.Nope.Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bat...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall.They replied, "We're very upset ..... but we'll get over it." Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Gris. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel n...

Yarra · Yarra

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Military (Preview) An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers responsible were facing serious disciplinary action. "The punishment sounds a little harsh," she said. "After all, most of the soldiers have pictures of women o...	Possum3	0	886	09:42 AM Apr 25, 2017 by Possum3
	So true... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1017	02:40 PM Apr 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Online of years gone by... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	4	1328	08:42 PM Apr 23, 2017 by Craig1
	City Farme (Preview) A city type moves to the country and decides he wants to be a farmer. So he goes to the local farm shop and tells the man: "Give me 100 baby chickens."The farm shop worker complies. A week later the man returns and says: "Give me 200 baby chickens."Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says: "Giv...	Yarra	0	925	10:14 AM Apr 23, 2017 by Yarra
	Ponderisms... (Preview) Thoughts to Ponder Number 9: Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. [If you see a gleam in his...	aussie_paul	0	1041	02:03 AM Apr 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Ponder on these imponderables for a minute...... (Preview) 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?... 5. If...	Possum3	1	1037	12:17 AM Apr 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Chewing Gum (Preview) CHEWING GUM! An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Austr...	Baggie	0	913	07:46 PM Apr 22, 2017 by Baggie
	OLDIE (Preview) An award should go to the American Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded American Airline...	Possum3	0	873	09:06 AM Apr 22, 2017 by Possum3
	IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! (Preview) ---IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!! There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... For example... A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts h...	Moorey	0	879	01:30 PM Apr 21, 2017 by Moorey
	Tractors... (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noduC7hjQyc Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	4	1359	12:32 PM Apr 21, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Two mathematicians... (Preview) Two mathematicians were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A female engineer walked by and asked what they were doing. Were supposed to find the height of this flagpole, said one, but we dont have a ladder. The engineer took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and la...	aussie_paul	2	1296	09:51 PM Apr 20, 2017 by vanman
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	761	05:50 PM Apr 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Larry the fighter pilot (Preview) Larry the Fighter PilotA teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartm...	rgren2	0	1011	07:55 AM Apr 19, 2017 by rgren2
	The Queens Breasts (Preview) Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Phys...	Yarra	1	1009	07:11 AM Apr 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Are my testicles black?? (Preview) Black Testicles.Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, sir. Im only here to w...	aussie_paul	0	923	11:11 AM Apr 18, 2017 by aussie_paul
	You live and learn! (Preview) Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, Notice anything different about me?Margaret, 75, looked him over.Nope.Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bat...	aussie_paul	0	993	12:02 PM Apr 17, 2017 by aussie_paul
	The wall... (Preview) Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump's proposed wall.They replied, "We're very upset ..... but we'll get over it." Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	3	1244	03:02 AM Apr 17, 2017 by Lancelot Link
	The fifth parrot... (Preview) Three girls, Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Facebook and arrange to meet for lunch Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Gris. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel n...	aussie_paul	0	897	07:01 PM Apr 16, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Two Farmers (Preview) Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wi...	Yarra	0	1251	05:33 PM Apr 15, 2017 by Yarra
	I wish.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	924	02:12 PM Apr 15, 2017 by aussie_paul
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