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Finding your lost luggage..
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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...
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Cold..
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Hot as Hell..
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A man is on a business trip to the USA and had arranged for his wife and children to fly out to meet him down in Florida afterwards.After several days work in New York he reaches their hotel in Florida a day early and decides to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper with his wife's e-m...
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Kale..
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Modern Philosophers..
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Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...
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E bikes..
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Self checkout..
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lol
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST
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BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIASTA Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney,when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage.Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of herjacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screamingpare...
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Fun fact..
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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Fun fact..
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Called..
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6 o'clock closing..
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How come..
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Adult version..
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NSW new metro
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Opal Tap and Go Stop (get electrocuted)!
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Whenarewethere
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Dog and a biscuit
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Southern Cruizer
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Quasimodo.
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Quasi was getting married and his fiancee said it would be nice for him to have a new suit so, off he went to the menswear shop and spoke to the manager. "Have you got someone who can make me a nice suit?" "If we have I'll fire him". The fol...
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Donald ..... Duck
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Southern Cruizer
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