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Two businessmen..
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487
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Why We Love Children..
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...
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370
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Donating old clothes..
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One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...
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295
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Stuff that will keep you awake at night..
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-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...
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0
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321
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Sorry to the blonde folk out there..
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Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...
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249
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Learn Chinese..
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0
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323
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Up..
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0
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383
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Political correctness..
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0
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272
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Cowboy Wisdom
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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516
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Last words..
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0
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461
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What the Teacher Really Means (I guess the teachers among you will relate to this one)
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What the teacher says. (And what the teacher really means.) 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test.) 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minu...
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Gundog
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533
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Next Class Reunion
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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535
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I asked..
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1
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441
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Homeschooling..
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6
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823
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So now...
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4
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970
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Secret Service
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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580
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"Et tu, Brutus?"
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531
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Home schooling.
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rgren2
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434
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"Seenagers..
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I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me...
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0
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462
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Help Wanted
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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went...
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0
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555
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