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Is this what we have to look forward too
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This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hea...
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Gated...
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 6th of July 2017 11:28:58 AM
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Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional..
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Getting Old Should Require Training ...
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Getting Old Should Require Training ... I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely .
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Another lol.
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Enjoyment..
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Somethings different..
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She is hot...
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Husband: Love..... Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep now. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. H...
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Old Meanings
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Another Year Older
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Try again
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, So I did; she's 21 and her name's Lucy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile" and other names at me, Just because my girlfriend...
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Too Much Sex
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I couldn't help but over-hear two young guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired. His buddy says: Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me 3 & 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A f...
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Guys I need some help !
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Cooktown
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FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me...
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Barber
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks a...
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Prison vs work
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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.... IN PRISON..........you get ti...
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Cold in Canberra.
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Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 3rd of July 2017 09:35:42 PM
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See that!...you schmuck!
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Golden Oldie....I think it was Irish originally.....lol...Hoo Roo
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Bumper Bar Stickers
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Never fight with your wife unless your prepared to pay
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