Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..

kiwijims · kiwijims

You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

JayDee · JayDee

Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.

Possum3 · Possum3

A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...

Pete49 · Pete49

Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo

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	A young Army officer (Preview) A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated.Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, v...	aussie_paul	0	779	01:12 PM Jun 21, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Paddy & Mick (Preview) Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation. But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed. "I say, tis a remarkable dong you have there," Paddy wa...	Possum3	0	710	08:49 AM Jun 21, 2017 by Possum3
	OH...OH....OH....SOME MONKEY BUSINESS..... (Preview) A man and his wife were spending the day at the Zoo. She was wearing an alluring, loose fitting little pink number, sleeveless with straps...... He was wearing his usual jeans and T- shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, erect Silverback Gorilla, obviously th...	Goldfinger	1	843	07:07 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	How to drink your coffee in perfect peace!..... (Preview) Handy hint...if we can still remember the sounds.....lmao...Hoo Roo......very short download..	Goldfinger	2	715	07:05 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The Flasher and the Lift....... (Preview) Very short download.....its clean!...lol....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	842	07:02 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The blind Archer's clever idea.... (Preview) For whom the 'Bell' tolls......lol...Hoo Roo.. not long download..	Goldfinger	1	822	07:00 PM Jun 20, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Sign in Doctor's Office............ (Preview) You have seen pharmaceuticaladvertising in doctor's offices on everythingfrom tissues to note pads.This one should get First prize... I e-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend;he e-mailed back:"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.K.J.	kiwijims	0	713	04:47 PM Jun 20, 2017 by kiwijims
	Dad jokes. (Preview) 1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore. 2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Hug...e mistake. 3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. 4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist. 6. I...	Possum3	1	862	09:30 AM Jun 20, 2017 by Peterpan
	lol........ (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	802	07:34 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	I was sitting at the bar.......... (Preview) I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, contemplating, when a really bigtrouble-making Scumbag steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig."Well, what you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears."Come on, man," the Scumbag says, "I didn't think you'd CR...	aussie_paul	0	887	07:27 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A new priest at his first mass.... (Preview) A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.Next Sunday the n...	aussie_paul	1	739	05:39 PM Jun 19, 2017 by KFT
	Martha Jones, Room 302... (Preview) A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...	aussie_paul	0	629	12:31 PM Jun 19, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish... (Preview) Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	1540	09:52 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Warren-Pat_01
	.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time..... (Preview) Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	702	07:00 PM Jun 18, 2017 by Goldfinger
	What do you fear most about old age (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	755	09:11 AM Jun 18, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Another 17 year old and the drug store (Preview) Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ï would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.	JayDee	0	889	09:21 PM Jun 17, 2017 by JayDee
	Arthur (Preview) A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...	Possum3	2	1539	05:15 PM Jun 14, 2017 by Baggie
	TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED! (Preview) Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...	Pete49	0	1110	10:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Pete49
	Peace at Last!...I have to find this place!...may not be P/Correct..... (Preview) Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1150	03:06 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Do we all really need a 'Guiding Hand'........?....... (Preview) Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	869	02:51 PM Jun 13, 2017 by Goldfinger
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