Just Joking

RustyD · RustyD

-- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM

RustyD · RustyD

BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Yarra · Yarra

Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Perfection!....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...

oldbloke · oldbloke

Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"

Possum3 · Possum3

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...

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	My new knee (Preview) -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:06:39 PM -- Edited by RustyD on Thursday 10th of August 2017 10:07:21 PM	RustyD	0	953	10:05 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Brave Soldier (Preview) BRAVE HARLEY ENTHUSIAST A Harley Enthusiast (Biker) is strolling through the Taronga Park Zoo, Sydney, when he sees a little girl leaning into the Lions' cage. Suddenly, a Lion pounces at the fence and grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming pa...	RustyD	4	1055	07:28 PM Aug 10, 2017 by RustyD
	Be careful what you wish for...... (Preview) Thought you may get a laugh from this joke sent to me from my niece in Darwin...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	1	970	07:58 AM Aug 10, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Sign of the times. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	974	10:40 PM Aug 9, 2017 by RustyD
	Accident victim (Preview) Farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you w...	Yarra	0	859	11:59 AM Aug 9, 2017 by Yarra
	Dead dog (Preview) Shamus, Patrick and Michael always headed straight for the village pub after work, but today Shamus tells the boys he won't be joining them because his dog has died and he has to bury him.After offering their condolences the other two head for the pub.When two hours had gone past without a sign of Shamu...	oldbloke	0	789	11:23 AM Aug 9, 2017 by oldbloke
	...and another Golden Oldie..just like us....lol... (Preview) Perfection!....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	791	01:07 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Desert island (Preview) A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!"... With this information the girl un...	Possum3	0	855	12:33 PM Aug 7, 2017 by Possum3
	Paddy again (Preview) Paddy Murphy suspects that Mrs Murphy is doing the jiggerypokery with Declan O'Toole from next door.Deciding to catch her at it, Paddy tells her he's working late when he leaves in the morning.That evening Paddy was hiding in the bushes over the road from his house, and sure enough, shortly after dar...	oldbloke	0	1073	12:28 PM Aug 7, 2017 by oldbloke
	Blonde again. (Preview) One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... co...	Possum3	0	718	10:29 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Possum3
	The reason one never sees a dead penguin's body in Antartica..... (Preview) Now...I did not know this......did you?......lol...Hoo Roo........P.S. Disregard my mate's email address....	Goldfinger	1	770	08:20 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Possum3
	What's the best thing about.....??? (Preview) My family sent me this photo while on the road..... Gwynnie	matildatraveller	3	906	05:20 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Bryan
	An oldie always guaranteed to make me laugh..... (Preview) I think most of us have experienced something similar...in various forms...lmao....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	701	01:38 PM Aug 6, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Little Johnny (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	982	09:02 AM Aug 6, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Gettin' ready for Huntin' Season..... (Preview) How sporting is this.....?...hope there's not a heavy recoil.......she's definitely a 'Keeper'.....lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	709	10:17 PM Aug 5, 2017 by Goldfinger
	SEX and GRAMMAR (Preview) On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old...	Possum3	1	798	07:35 PM Aug 5, 2017 by RustyD
	Asking questions. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	871	03:19 PM Aug 2, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Down South (Preview) These are allegedly comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take yo...	Possum3	0	743	03:05 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
	Just not cricket... (Preview) Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask abouthis pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, Hows the situation?He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"	Des and Jane	0	765	12:03 PM Aug 2, 2017 by Des and Jane
	Blonde (Preview) Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if sh...	Possum3	0	663	09:49 AM Aug 2, 2017 by Possum3
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