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Speeding
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Cop; "You were driving too fast". Me; "I was just trying to keep up with traffic". Cop;"There are no other cars on the road" Me; "I know! That's how far behind I am"
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Possum3
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925
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Johnny
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One day, Johnny sees his father getting out of the shower. Whats that hanging between your legs? he asks. Thats my nerve, says his father. Yours will be this big one of these days. The next day in school, Johnny asks to use the toilet. In a minute, the teacher tells him. Nancy has just gone to the bathroom s...
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Santa Gaoled.
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Santa is up before the Judge, Charged with three counts of sex discrimination. Apparently a young lady walked past him in the Mall, And he called out. .................... ........................ ............................ HO, HO, HO
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805
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Perspective.
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Pat and Seamus were pouring concrete outside the local brothel when they saw a vicar approaching. The vicar looked around cautiously before entering the building. Look at that! said Seamus. That Protestant minister is an absolute hypocrite! A few hours later, they noticed a rabbi approaching the...
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NAH .... wouldn't happen......
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rockylizard
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Golfer with real balls
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The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course i...
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Paintar
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Wise Monk
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A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...
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rgren2
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A couple were 85-years-old and had been married for 60 years...
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A couple were 85-years-old and had been married for 60 years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise over the past decade.One day...
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aussie_paul
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Baby's First Doctor Visit
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I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,'...
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Paintar
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Paper is Dead
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Paper Is Dead.... Really? CLICK Paper is not dead - ????? ?? ?? YouTube It's only a 39- second video, so please watch it all. The irony at the end won't be lost on you.
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It would be one hell of a ride.
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JayDee
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The alphabet wife
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...
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Another one ?
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RustyD
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The Drover
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A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...
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rockylizard
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Bear on roof.
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A man living in North Dakota, woke up one morning and realised there was a Grizzly Bear on the roof. He looked up Bear removalist's in the Yellow pages - Dialled the closest one and asked him to come and get thee Bear. The removalist turned up in a rusty old truck with a cage on the back. He had a ladder, a bas...
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Beautiful Music
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Three woman die and there souls are whisked away to meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first woman is greeted by St Peter and he asks her what she did during her life on earth. She answers, well I was a doctor, I tendered to the sick and in-firmed. That's wonderful said St Peter, Go over to that cloud over...
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madaboutled
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Jack & Jill
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Business was bad for Bill. He had to dismiss one of his employees, but he couldnt decide who should be let go: Jack or Jill. Finally, he decided to call one of them into his office. Jill, he said, I have to either lay you or Jack off. Youre going to have to jack off, then, Jill said. Ive got a really bad head...
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I remember .....
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I remember the corned beef of my Childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the Children helped with the housework, And the men went to work not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And the bread was so crusty and hot, The Children were seldom unhappy, And the Wife was content with her lo...
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Cupie
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Too busy
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As I was going to bed last night, I heard some people in my garage stealing things. I immediately rang "000" and asked for Police. The Police told me that they had a lot on just now and couldn't come right now. I waited a minute and rang "000" again, and told the operator that I had rang a minute ago but there w...
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Tale of 2crocs
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Taken from another site. Thougth it worth a laugh A Tale of Two Crocs Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley-Griffin in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids....
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