Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable.2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small???3. Where did I leave my glasses?4. Have I taken my pills already?5. Now, what did I come in here for?6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say.7. Hmmm. I wonder how I got this bruise.8. In my day...

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Cow based Economics lesson SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM Y...

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-- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 14th of March 2024 08:58:56 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Over 70s jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bett...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm wa...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady went into a bar in Waco, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the...

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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".

JayDee · JayDee

One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the f...

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I just met this Australian fella who works in IT...I said:Do you come from a LAN down under?".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-ol...

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One restaurant prefers to hire married men. (They're used to taking orders.) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 5th of March 2024 07:25:17 PM

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67HR · 67HR

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Bobdown · Bobdown

WHY MARRY? At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'Y...

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	The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons.. (Preview) 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable.2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small???3. Where did I leave my glasses?4. Have I taken my pills already?5. Now, what did I come in here for?6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say.7. Hmmm. I wonder how I got this bruise.8. In my day...	aussie_paul	0	427	04:44 PM Mar 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Facemask.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	451	03:51 PM Mar 17, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cow based Economics lesson.. (Preview) Cow based Economics lesson SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM Y...	aussie_paul	4	1040	09:14 PM Mar 16, 2024 by Greg 1
	Too good to not share.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	474	05:50 PM Mar 16, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Wife's bra.. (Preview) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 14th of March 2024 08:58:56 PM	aussie_paul	1	704	04:30 PM Mar 15, 2024 by grahos
	Over 70s jokes.. (Preview) Over 70s jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bett...	aussie_paul	4	891	09:27 AM Mar 14, 2024 by peter67
	Went into The BP service station (Preview) Went into The BP service station and I noticed two policemen watching a woman smoking a ciggie while she was filling up.I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the police right there too".I went in to pay and As I was walking out I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm wa...	aussie_paul	0	797	12:02 PM Mar 9, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A lady went (Preview) A lady went into a bar in Waco, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the...	aussie_paul	0	553	11:59 AM Mar 9, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Nicks wife.. (Preview) One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness".	aussie_paul	0	504	11:56 AM Mar 9, 2024 by aussie_paul
	firetruck (Preview) One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the f...	JayDee	1	814	09:50 AM Mar 7, 2024 by peter67
	IT.. (Preview) I just met this Australian fella who works in IT...I said:Do you come from a LAN down under?".	aussie_paul	1	641	11:12 PM Mar 6, 2024 by Possum3
	Uncle Ted.. (Preview) A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-ol...	aussie_paul	0	584	03:31 PM Mar 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	One restaurant.. (Preview) One restaurant prefers to hire married men. (They're used to taking orders.) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 5th of March 2024 07:25:17 PM	aussie_paul	0	577	07:23 PM Mar 5, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Mick.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	861	06:44 PM Mar 3, 2024 by watsea
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	675	08:36 PM Mar 2, 2024 by aussie_paul
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	748	10:52 PM Mar 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Question? (Preview)	67HR	2	802	09:37 AM Mar 1, 2024 by peter67
	She's single.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	837	10:38 AM Feb 29, 2024 by peter67
	Why Marry (Preview) WHY MARRY? At a tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'Y...	Bobdown	0	591	06:01 PM Feb 28, 2024 by Bobdown
	Earl... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	586	10:57 AM Feb 28, 2024 by aussie_paul
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