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The Famous Dame Edna Line:'They've found me a better seat"..short MP4 video
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I hadn't realized Dame Edna is better looking than Camilla....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Talking Parrot.
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A woman goes to an auction in the hope of purchasing an exotic speaking parrot. She places a bid on the bird before another voice pipes up and doubles the price. The pair continue furiously bidding against each other until, eventually, the second bidder gives up and the woman takes the prize. As she goe...
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Wish
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Two statues, a male and a female, had faced each other in the park for decades. One day, an angel appeared before them and decided to grant them a wish. Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life, he said. For half an hour you ge...
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Blondes
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Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...
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Angry wife
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A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...
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Doctor?
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An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera...
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...
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Feel this at times ? Blinding
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-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 2nd of January 2019 01:48:02 PM
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Teacher's pet
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...
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Need one
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A family from a rural small town head to the big city for a holiday. While they're there, they visit a shopping mall for the very first time. While the mother is shopping the father and his son stand in awe in front of an elevator, with absolutely no idea what it is. As they watch, an elderly lady walks throu...
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First Friday Funnies for 2019
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fwdoz
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Time spent on reconnaissance is never wasted...very short MP4 video...
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Goldfinger
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Free Sex with Fill-Up.
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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.Paddy guessed 8, and th...
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aussie_paul
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Lady stopped by Police.
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An old lady is caught speeding and is pulled over by an officer. The policeman informs the woman that shes speeding and demands to see her licence. Id give it to you but I dont have one, she informs the officer. I lost it four years ago for drink driving. Concerned, the officer asks to see the womans regist...
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How Vegans are made
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LLD
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Nice Young Man just sold a nice Xmas Tree..photo
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What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Heart transplant
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An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...
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RECYCLED JOKE FOR 2010
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Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched
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Baz421
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Dead cert Drunk.
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A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...
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A Pun
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Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.
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