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Murphy's Law..
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At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...
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Bagpipes..
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BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...
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Still...
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...
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Hiring Issues Solved in Calgary
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Farting
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No ears
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Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...
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Sammy..
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Paul Bruty · Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...
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A giggle 4U
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Pub Visit The tourist coach was passing through Dublin when the guide announced: We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland.An Aussie voice from the back of the bus said: Why?  At the Hotel I hate hotel bath towels. They are too thick and fl...
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Paddy..
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Scientist
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Then there was the atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. (Don't blame me folks, I'm just the messenger!)
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Not for the squeamish.
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Where Do Baby Airplanes Come From? …
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A little boy (who had been looking out the window of the airplane) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. The boy went do...
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GIGGLE -
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...
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Electric charger..
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Unexpected item in bagging area.
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door knockers..
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Hospital budget cuts
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Government's last cost cutting hospital savings, removing scrubs.
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Nursing care
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A recenty survey..
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