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A bloke calls his mate
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A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognize him?" "Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So h...
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Brain damage
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Aus-Kiwi
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David Thorne 4: Simon promises promises
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From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something t...
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fwdoz
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Blue Ribbon
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So I get home today, and my dog is laying on my porch covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbors raise these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the di...
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Paintar
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Love Fishing?
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Three old men are sitting in their kayaks fishing in a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fis...
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686
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Golf
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, Did you tee off on the 16th hole about 20 minutes ago? Yes, the golfer responded. Did you happen to hook your bal...
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706
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Pregnancy Q&A
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aussie_paul
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691
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Marriage made in Heaven
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On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they ask him if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter says, I dont know, this is the fi...
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684
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David Thorne 3 : The Permission Slip
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In this edition, David receives a permission slip from school for his son to attend a religious play. From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 10 March 2010 7.12pm To: Darryl Robinson Subject: Permission Slip Dear Darryl, I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitat...
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fwdoz
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796
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Replace it
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A woman heard a knock at her door and went to answer it. She opened the door to a distraught man standing on her porch. He said to her, Im terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I feel so bad about it I would really like to replace it for you. The woman sighed and shook her head before replying, Well thats a...
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703
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Who?
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A guy walked into a Bar, waving an un-holstered pistol. He yelled "Ï have a 45 calibre, Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine and one in the chamber" "I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife" A voice from the back of the room called out, "You're going to need more ammo"
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907
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Hot and Cold after sex
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After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time,...
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Paintar
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How Considerate!....a Parking Spot next to Supermarket Entrance...
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How considerate for us 'Corpulent Folk'.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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What's for lunch?
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Three construction workers were on the 75th floor of an unfinished building. The Italian opened his lunch box to find a pizza and said, Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death! The Australian opened his lunch box to find a meat pie and said, Man, if I get a mea...
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1547
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Cuckoo.
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A man goes out drinking with his friends after promising his wife that hed be home by midnight. Midnight comes and goes. He finally arrives home just before 3am. As he walks in, he realises the cuckoo clock is about to go off. With a flash of genius, he decides to coo another nine times to make it seem like i...
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1198
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Location??
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24 hours to live.
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally,she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours t...
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Yendorane
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Maaaate she’ll be right !!
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Trust me I have done this before.,
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Aus-Kiwi
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967
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Bugger...
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Blonde, again.
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road on her way to visit a friend for a holiday. She was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" sh...
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