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Pre-Friday Funnies
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-- Edited by LLD on Thursday 17th of January 2019 04:30:36 PM -- Edited by LLD on Thursday 17th of January 2019 04:46:58 PM
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Love Nurse jokes
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The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: "W...
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It comes with Old Age
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Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...
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THE NUDE RUNNER
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainyday she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard herhusband's car pull into the driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. Myhusband's home early!''I can't jump out the window. It...
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Inflatable Boy
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There was an inflatable boy, who went to an inflatable school. he was smoking behind the school shed when the inflatable teacher caught him. "Right" he said, "you're coming with me" and dragged him backed to the classroom. The inflatable boy pulled out a knife and stabbed the inflatable teacher, sw...
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Four Husbands.
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she an...
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TV Interview ???
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Wanna play house?
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Little Suzie headed to her first day of grade one. She met a little boy and decided to become his friend. She approached the boy and said, Hey, want to play house? He said, Sure! What do you want me to do? Suzie replied, I want you to communicate your feelings. Communicate my feelings? answered the bewild...
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Bush Poet
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Bill Kearns.......very funny https://youtu.be/BkyOSLgk7wU
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Few more Smiles..plus some wisdom....
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Aliens
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien bec...
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Few Smiles..
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The Pond.
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An elderly man had owned a farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadnt been there for a while, an...
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Ney York
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A man walks into the bedroom and notices his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I'm off to New York. I heard that prostitutes there charge $800 for what I do for you for free" Later on her way out she notices her husband packing a suitcase. "Where are you going she asks" He...
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Wife's temper.
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A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wifes temper. The doctor asks, Whats the problem? The man says, Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me. The doctor replies, I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just tak...
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Seaman
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The Navy Master Chief noticed a new face in the line of men and barked at him, Get over here! Whats your name, sailor? John, the new seaman replied. Look, I dont know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap theyre teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I dont call anyone by his first name, the chief s...
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Trout Fishing.
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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a red belly black snake with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are great bait for brown trout. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind its head and I took the frog. Now the dilemma was how to le...
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Sex = 8 Miles
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?
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Too drunk to drive
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A police officer waited outside a popular pub hoping to catch a drunk driver in the act. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted a potential offender. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his car. After t...
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Seaside vacation.
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A woman arrived rather late at night at a seaside hotel where she had made a reservation. All the lights were out, so she knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a man called out. "Who are you? What do you want?" he yelled down. "I'm staying here!" the woman replied...
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