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Love em or hate em
(Preview)
Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the Magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 m...
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Bobdown
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0
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690
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Exorcism
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I had to take out a loan to pay for my exorcism. Now I'm afraid if I miss a payment, I'll be repossessed
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fwdoz
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1
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1076
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Psychology
(Preview)
A man was enjoying a holiday a small country town. He decided to go out one night for a drink at the local pub. As soon as he walked in, he noticed a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally approached the woman. He asked tentatively: "Um, would you mind if a chatted to you for a wh...
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Possum3
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0
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904
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Useful chap.
(Preview)
Most popular man in the nudist colony,
He can carry 2 cups of coffee & 6 donuts.
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Joda
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0
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901
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Crap Joke
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A dung beetle walked into a bar and asked, "Is this stool free"
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fwdoz
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0
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1066
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An SUV for your birthday?
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Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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fwdoz
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0
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667
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Irish Jokes
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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed." ---------------------------------------- Somewhere in Ireland, a teacher asks her class: "Can a...
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fwdoz
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1048
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Lost?
(Preview)
A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. "Luckily, I see...
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Possum3
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881
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A new wine has arrived for the oldies
(Preview)
There is a new wine on the market. When you drink it you don't have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom. It's called Pinot More.
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fwdoz
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0
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876
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Fast Seagull
(Preview)
An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a seagull flies over & relieves itself on the old lady's head. "Yuk" she said, "Quick, get me some toilet tissue'. "What for?" asks the man, "he must be half a mile away by now!"
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fwdoz
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0
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650
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Some more I like....
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Goldfinger
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0
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883
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Wise Doctor
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual check up and the doctor asks him how hes feeling. Ive never been better! he replies. Ive got an 18-year-old bride whos pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that? The doctor considers this for a moment, then says: Well, let me tell you a story. I know...
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713
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Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.
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A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "s**t, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "s**t, I m...
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aussie_paul
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0
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869
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Look like my wife.
(Preview)
A drunk walked into the local pub and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, he walked over to her and kissed her. She immediately jumped out of her seat and slapped him silly. Im sorry, he said. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her. Why you worthless, insufferabl...
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Possum3
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1071
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Jeep owners do it better
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Woody n Sue
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0
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1052
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Dark Sex
(Preview)
Two men were discussing their sex lives and one said to the other, "My wife won't make love to me with the light on" "Why is that?" his mate asked. "She hates seeing me enjoy myself" he answered
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Bobdown
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1380
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Is the mourning over?......
(Preview)
Anna had lost her husband almost 7 years ago. Her beloved daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the "Dating World".... Finally, Anna said she would go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet".. Well, it was an imm...
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Goldfinger
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1
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914
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Good Deed.
(Preview)
A man arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the pearly white gates. St Peter looks through the mans book and says, I dont see any reason why we should let you in. You dont seem to have done anything worthy in your life. The man replies, What about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire besid...
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Possum3
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1162
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DNA Test
(Preview)
After about ten years a wife thinks their child is kinda strange so she has a DNA Test done. When the results came in her fears were confirmed and the child is not their biological child. She the talks to her husband and tells him that the child is not theirs. The husband replied". "You don't remember do...
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Possum3
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1128
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More Irish jokes
(Preview)
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related. Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking thr...
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Bobdown
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