Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend "All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow". "Take him to the vet" his friend suggested. The next week, John is much happier. "The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!" he told his pal. "Then he broke through...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch and listen a couple of times.....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Great ending

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny..... some true

Possum3 · Possum3

rgren2 · rgren2

Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...

Possum3 · Possum3

dorian · dorian

- Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0

Paintar · Paintar

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...

LLD · LLD

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not all it's quacked up to be...lol

Possum3 · Possum3

While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...

Possum3 · Possum3

A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...

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	Walkie Talkie (Preview)	Possum3	0	1554	07:36 AM Mar 15, 2019 by Possum3
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	Old Fashioned Romance (Preview) Great ending	Bobdown	0	1533	06:28 PM Mar 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Great Philosopher Quotes (Preview) Some funny..... some true	Bobdown	2	1580	08:35 PM Mar 12, 2019 by Craig1
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	The Draft (Preview) Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...	rgren2	0	1671	09:23 AM Mar 12, 2019 by rgren2
	It was me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1579	10:16 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Famous quotations (Preview) - Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau	dorian	4	1347	09:19 PM Mar 10, 2019 by dogbox
	Bush poet (Preview) Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0	Bobdown	0	1465	03:43 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Bobdown
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	Drink. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1472	02:43 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Can't sleep. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1778	12:44 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	How long? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1652	12:41 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Chinese Droving (Preview) Not all it's quacked up to be...lol	Bobdown	2	1888	08:56 AM Mar 8, 2019 by drtooheys
	Kuringai Police (Preview) While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...	Possum3	0	1491	11:30 AM Mar 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Authority! (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...	Possum3	0	1602	08:58 PM Mar 6, 2019 by Possum3
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