Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure what he m...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

villatranquilla · villatranquilla

Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Warren-Pat_01 · Warren-Pat_01

I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

rgren2 · rgren2

Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...

fwdoz · fwdoz

It was just after the end of the second world war and a US Marine was traveling across France by train to board his ship for home.The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle....

Paintar · Paintar

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

A father goes hunting for his family. He kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father says: Well, its what Mummy calls me sometimes. The little girl screams to her brot...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

A priest falls into the sea and soon starts to drown. Hes scared but his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him. A small boat rows to him and offers help. No! God will help me, thank you! gasps the priest and continues drowning. A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of th...

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	Always Mother. (Preview) A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks, "Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?' The Mother in law replys. It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey. "Good replies the woman". "Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"	Possum3	0	787	10:22 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Blonde time (Preview) A Blonde and a Brunette were discussing past lovers. The brunette said Ï slept with a Brazilian, last year. The blond retorted "You slut!" "How many is a Brazilian anyway?"	Possum3	0	678	10:13 AM Oct 1, 2018 by Possum3
	The history of the entire world in one photo...xxxx rated. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	6	1196	10:06 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Sign language (Preview) A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure what he m...	Possum3	1	917	09:57 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	Rabbit. (Preview) A man was driving along a highway while on holiday when he saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road a...	Possum3	1	973	09:55 AM Sep 30, 2018 by Blues Man
	The face you make... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	784	05:53 PM Sep 28, 2018 by G n E
	Collingwood - important info (Preview) Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the...	villatranquilla	2	954	12:01 PM Sep 28, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Mugged... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	826	02:21 PM Sep 27, 2018 by aussie_paul
	The Warrnambool Wombat (Preview) I was late in adding this to another posting recently & was thinking that it may have moved on before being seen by the general membership. I have a warped sense of humour & it seemed one of the characters (Phil) did too! On the first view it appeared there "really" was a hole in the railway br...	Warren-Pat_01	0	763	03:12 PM Sep 26, 2018 by Warren-Pat_01
	Heart warming story... (Preview) There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day inhis despair, he decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building tojump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this mandown on the sidew...	aussie_paul	0	715	05:49 PM Sep 25, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bad luck... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 24th of September 2018 09:54:49 PM	aussie_paul	0	779	09:54 PM Sep 24, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Another lol one. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	713	01:29 PM Sep 23, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Lucky so far (Preview) Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old but, they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Lucy's mother to tell her they want to get married.Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mrs. Smith replies, "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?...	rgren2	1	794	06:59 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	The Shoplifter (Preview) A cranky older woman in her senior years was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.She complained and criticised everything and everyone throughout the process.When she app...	fwdoz	1	981	06:57 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	The Crowded Train (Preview) It was just after the end of the second world war and a US Marine was traveling across France by train to board his ship for home.The train was quite crowded and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle....	fwdoz	1	830	06:53 AM Sep 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	New Password (Preview) WINDOWS:Please enter your new password.USER :CabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.USER:Boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.USER:1 boiled cabbageWINDOWS:Sorry, the password cannot have blank spacesUSER:50damn...	Paintar	0	797	05:59 PM Sep 21, 2018 by Paintar
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	748	03:01 PM Sep 21, 2018 by STRETCH ARMSTRONG
	The hunter. (Preview) A father goes hunting for his family. He kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father says: Well, its what Mummy calls me sometimes. The little girl screams to her brot...	Possum3	1	851	08:08 AM Sep 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	970	08:05 AM Sep 20, 2018 by Blues Man
	Faith. (Preview) A priest falls into the sea and soon starts to drown. Hes scared but his faith in God is strong and he knows God will save him. A small boat rows to him and offers help. No! God will help me, thank you! gasps the priest and continues drowning. A second, bigger boat comes by soon and tries to get the man out of th...	Possum3	1	868	07:36 AM Sep 19, 2018 by Blues Man
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