Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...

LLD · LLD

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

British Humour

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20

LLD · LLD

madaboutled · madaboutled

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...

Possum3 · Possum3

It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo

Paintar · Paintar

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Short video....well told joke.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo

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	Flat diet (Preview) A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...	Bobdown	0	1248	01:04 PM Feb 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Mushrooms (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...	LLD	0	1042	11:54 AM Feb 14, 2019 by LLD
	Hungover. (Preview) A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...	Possum3	0	1327	07:34 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Too much wine (Preview) British Humour	Bobdown	0	1351	02:38 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Daffy Duck. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1158	09:18 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Angry Scottish Pizza Man (Preview) Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20	Bobdown	2	1785	09:11 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Catholic Coffee (Preview)	LLD	0	1102	02:59 PM Feb 12, 2019 by LLD
	aliens discussing freedom campers (Preview)	madaboutled	1	1064	09:06 AM Feb 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Dirty Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...	Bobdown	0	1397	03:24 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...	Bobdown	0	855	03:20 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	A Busy Day (Preview) Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM	Rob Driver	0	1672	08:53 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Rob Driver
	Curious. (Preview) A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...	Possum3	2	1895	08:49 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Blues Man
	Cooking lesson. (Preview) One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...	Possum3	0	1561	05:15 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Dead parrot (Preview) Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...	Bobdown	0	1096	01:05 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Fishing. (Preview) It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...	Possum3	0	1087	09:57 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	New Mercedes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1442	09:31 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption... (Preview) Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1654	10:19 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Goldfinger
	An Angel visited a woman (Preview) An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I be...	Paintar	0	1501	03:46 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Paintar
	The Bus Driver (Preview) Short video....well told joke.	Bobdown	0	1628	11:44 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Bobdown
	How to piss off -literally- a BMW owner....short MP4 video.. (Preview) Funny..it may be my weird sense of humour of course......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1108	10:11 AM Feb 9, 2019 by Blues Man
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