Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...

rgren2 · rgren2

Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?

Paintar · Paintar

A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...

Possum3 · Possum3

As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...

fwdoz · fwdoz

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Molly. (Preview) A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...	Possum3	1	810	08:32 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	Seniors Wedding. (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...	Possum3	1	741	08:30 AM Dec 28, 2018 by Blues Man
	Beautiful woman (Preview) A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...	Possum3	0	729	10:02 PM Dec 26, 2018 by Possum3
	Replacement (Preview) Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.	rgren2	0	854	04:32 PM Dec 26, 2018 by rgren2
	Facial Recognition...ideal for Husbands...short MP4 video.. (Preview) Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	4	883	01:24 PM Dec 26, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Xmas Day...in Typical Aussie Couth Style...short MP4 video (Preview) We really are a couth lot...it's a gift for many......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	620	08:30 PM Dec 24, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Merry Christmas to all. (Preview) Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven. Before theyre allowed to enter the gates, theyre greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them there are rules before he allows them into heaven. In order to get in to heaven you must each produce something that represents Christmas and the holiday season. The fi...	Possum3	0	508	10:40 AM Dec 24, 2018 by Possum3
	Never question a thoroughly inebriated Gentleman..... (Preview) As a single mom, I was shopping at the local supermarket-where I selected : A carton of 2L skim milk, a carton of eggs, carton of orange juice. a head of lettuce, small tin of decaf coffee and 500g bacon...... As I was unloading my items on the checkout conveyor belt, a grossly inebriated gentleman sta...	Goldfinger	0	1026	06:46 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Always be wary of catching blind mullets when fishing....hard to fillet and they taste like shxx.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	633	06:25 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Tru Love. (Preview) This experiment really works. Too see who loves you the most; Put your spouse and your dog in the boot of your car. After an hour, open the boot. Who's happy to see you?	Possum3	0	992	03:54 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Possum3
	Testicle Disorder Hospital (Preview) A wealthy benefactor to a Testicle Disorder Hospital was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly...	Paintar	0	711	02:06 PM Dec 23, 2018 by Paintar
	Christmas Safety. (Preview) As Christmas is just around the corner be very careful on the roads. A lot of men will be drinking heavily, And their wives will be driving. Have a Happy and Safe Christmas everyone, Possum.	Possum3	1	915	11:22 AM Dec 23, 2018 by Tony Bev
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	983	10:01 PM Dec 22, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Divorce Court. (Preview) A woman was in court regarding her pending divorce. Trying to sort everything out, the judge asked her a series of questions. What are the grounds for your divorce? he asked. About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a lake running by. No, the judge replied. I mean what are...	Possum3	0	640	04:27 PM Dec 22, 2018 by Possum3
	Christmas Jokes (Preview) At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. Little Boy "But I don't know how to pray". Dad says "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc". Little Boy says "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice...	fwdoz	0	1002	05:52 PM Dec 21, 2018 by fwdoz
	Genuine Irish Confidence Course...very short MP4 video (Preview) ...it helps if you're Irish....I am, by the way....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1205	05:35 PM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	My beloved Granddaughter just wrote to Santa......at least she's honest... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	642	10:15 AM Dec 20, 2018 by Goldfinger
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	0	3759	07:08 PM Dec 19, 2018 by rockylizard
	Mick & Paddy again. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting a Labrador dog tomorrow" Mick says, "I wouldn't do that, have you seen how many of their owners go Feckin Blind".	Possum3	0	755	03:58 PM Dec 19, 2018 by Possum3
	Some funnies... (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Wednesday 19th of December 2018 10:49:59 AM	aussie_paul	1	1052	03:36 PM Dec 19, 2018 by LLD
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