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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Phillipn · Phillipn

Possum3 · Possum3

A Grey Nomad is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him a question. "What are you doing in there?" he queries. "I'm washing my clothes," the camper replies. "Why don't you use a washing machine?" the man asks. "I tried that, but I got too dizzy," he responds.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

At breakfast the man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She replied " I'd take half and then I'd leave you immediately"... "Great!" he said," I won $12 yesterday....here's 6 Bucks..Stay in touch!"...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: Oh! Mick: For example do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No. Mick: He's the Inventor of the telephone in 1876;..if you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Pa...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

fwdoz · fwdoz

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in. The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master". "Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side". The Doberman...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Blonde again.. A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped ar...

Possum3 · Possum3

A couple were having marital problems so they decided to go to a marriage counsellor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counsellor said he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, walked over to the woman, asked her to stand and gave her a hug. He looked at the husband an...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car.. Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator:' What is your location sir?' Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'.. Operator: 'How do...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various prices. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. ?Were you unhappy with your purchase?? asks the shopkeeper. ?We have other models...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger man says, Of co...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whal...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...

Paintar · Paintar

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...

dING · dING

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	New bra design... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	884	04:31 PM Nov 7, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Bus on Viagra (Preview)	Phillipn	0	922	12:28 PM Nov 7, 2018 by Phillipn
	Washing clothes. (Preview) A Grey Nomad is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him a question. "What are you doing in there?" he queries. "I'm washing my clothes," the camper replies. "Why don't you use a washing machine?" the man asks. "I tried that, but I got too dizzy," he responds.	Possum3	0	791	11:48 AM Nov 7, 2018 by Possum3
	Sounds very fair to me.... (Preview) At breakfast the man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She replied " I'd take half and then I'd leave you immediately"... "Great!" he said," I won $12 yesterday....here's 6 Bucks..Stay in touch!"...	Goldfinger	1	1265	07:58 PM Nov 5, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Password... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	780	01:23 PM Nov 5, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Further Education -Nothing Like It.....! (Preview) Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: Oh! Mick: For example do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No. Mick: He's the Inventor of the telephone in 1876;..if you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Pa...	Goldfinger	0	802	12:44 PM Nov 5, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Phone rings (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	873	12:32 PM Nov 5, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	The difference between dogs and cats (Preview) A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in. The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master". "Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side". The Doberman...	fwdoz	1	861	05:04 PM Nov 4, 2018 by Possum3
	Apologies to my blonde friends... (Preview) Blonde again.. A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped ar...	aussie_paul	0	1182	05:04 PM Nov 3, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Counsellor (Preview) A couple were having marital problems so they decided to go to a marriage counsellor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counsellor said he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, walked over to the woman, asked her to stand and gave her a hug. He looked at the husband an...	Possum3	0	960	04:22 PM Nov 3, 2018 by Possum3
	Irish Road Accident.... (Preview) Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car.. Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator:' What is your location sir?' Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'.. Operator: 'How do...	Goldfinger	2	1037	03:24 PM Nov 3, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Toilet brush (Preview) A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various prices. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. ?Were you unhappy with your purchase?? asks the shopkeeper. ?We have other models...	Possum3	0	1006	06:04 PM Nov 2, 2018 by Possum3
	Senior Golfer (Preview) A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger man says, Of co...	Possum3	0	1170	12:36 PM Nov 2, 2018 by Possum3
	Quick Hide (Preview)	Phillipn	0	897	05:57 PM Nov 1, 2018 by Phillipn
	Jonah and the whale. (Preview) Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whal...	Possum3	0	730	04:05 PM Nov 1, 2018 by Possum3
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	938	11:52 AM Nov 1, 2018 by aussie_paul
	More rain. (Preview) It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...	Possum3	1	928	10:53 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Why? Oh why? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...	Possum3	0	878	04:20 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Possum3
	Origin of Yodeling (Preview) Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...	Paintar	0	885	12:38 PM Oct 31, 2018 by Paintar
	bubble gum (Preview)	dING	2	969	09:26 AM Oct 31, 2018 by Blues Man
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