Just Joking

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Great ending

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some funny..... some true

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Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...

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dorian · dorian

- Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0

Paintar · Paintar

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Not all it's quacked up to be...lol

Possum3 · Possum3

While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...

Possum3 · Possum3

A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...

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Removed. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 5th of March 2019 03:47:06 PM

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	Great Philosopher Quotes (Preview) Some funny..... some true	Bobdown	2	1528	08:35 PM Mar 12, 2019 by Craig1
	6 Easy Exercises (Preview)	Possum3	0	1521	09:33 AM Mar 12, 2019 by Possum3
	The Draft (Preview) Drafting blokes over 60....I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join...	rgren2	0	1591	09:23 AM Mar 12, 2019 by rgren2
	It was me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1522	10:16 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Famous quotations (Preview) - Charlie Chaplin - Harpo Marx - Marcel Marceau	dorian	4	1305	09:19 PM Mar 10, 2019 by dogbox
	Bush poet (Preview) Good one from Bill Kearns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8qNTEong0	Bobdown	0	1413	03:43 PM Mar 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	SARCASM AT ITS BEST! (Preview) A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. "The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns t...	Paintar	0	1284	02:43 PM Mar 9, 2019 by Paintar
	Politically Incorrect for International Women's Day (Preview)	LLD	0	1362	12:41 PM Mar 9, 2019 by LLD
	Things to think about. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1657	10:37 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Sweet William
	Drink. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1406	02:43 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Can't sleep. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1712	12:44 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	How long? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1590	12:41 PM Mar 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Chinese Droving (Preview) Not all it's quacked up to be...lol	Bobdown	2	1812	08:56 AM Mar 8, 2019 by drtooheys
	Kuringai Police (Preview) While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time. Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving. The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicatin...	Possum3	0	1416	11:30 AM Mar 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Authority! (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at a farm and said: I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs. The woman who owned the farm answered: Okay, but dont go in that field over there. The DEA officer exploded and said: Maam, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me! He reached into his pocket, pu...	Possum3	0	1532	08:58 PM Mar 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Lazy (Preview) .....	rgren2	1	1681	08:50 PM Mar 6, 2019 by Craig1
	Removed. (Preview) Removed. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 5th of March 2019 03:47:06 PM	Goldfinger	3	7586	02:54 PM Mar 6, 2019 by Brownie2
	Bartender (Preview)	LLD	0	1336	03:54 PM Mar 5, 2019 by LLD
	Close shave. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1171	09:37 AM Mar 5, 2019 by Possum3
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