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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

1. A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the "size" of her vagina on her wedding night... She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence... After their first consummating tryst, the subject was inevitabl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Brilliant comic...very lonely man in reality like so many comics..Han**** etc....Hoo Roo

Bobdown · Bobdown

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a"gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that groun...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a Hooker standing at her door. She gestures to him: " Grandpaps why don't we give it a try?" "No Girlie, that is no longer possible for me", he replies. Says the Hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try at least?" They undress a...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...

Possum3 · Possum3

1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Another old classic...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM

rgren2 · rgren2

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bobdown · Bobdown

The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...

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	Couple of Aussie jokes related to me by old Prospector round my campfire..tad risque' (Preview) 1. A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the "size" of her vagina on her wedding night... She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence... After their first consummating tryst, the subject was inevitabl...	Goldfinger	0	919	10:53 AM Jan 24, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Nude Selfie (Preview)	Bobdown	2	895	09:46 AM Jan 24, 2019 by dogbox
	Benny Hill being Benny Hill.classic...short MP4 video. (Preview) Brilliant comic...very lonely man in reality like so many comics..Han**** etc....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	613	09:14 AM Jan 24, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Qantas Pilots (Preview) After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a"gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that groun...	Bobdown	0	958	01:34 PM Jan 23, 2019 by Bobdown
	Quick as.... (Preview) Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...	Bobdown	0	728	01:23 PM Jan 23, 2019 by Bobdown
	Hell... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	872	01:20 PM Jan 23, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Old Timer.... (Preview) An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a Hooker standing at her door. She gestures to him: " Grandpaps why don't we give it a try?" "No Girlie, that is no longer possible for me", he replies. Says the Hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try at least?" They undress a...	Goldfinger	0	812	08:50 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Transparency..photo.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	1	854	06:52 PM Jan 22, 2019 by LLD
	Thinking... (Preview) A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...	aussie_paul	0	849	04:17 PM Jan 22, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Man's guide to a lasting relationship. (Preview) 1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.	Possum3	0	749	03:31 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Educated. (Preview) A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...	Possum3	0	615	03:10 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Close shave. (Preview) An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...	Possum3	0	661	02:43 PM Jan 22, 2019 by Possum3
	A Very, Very, Very, good explanation !!! lol (Preview) Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM	aussie_paul	2	680	10:54 PM Jan 21, 2019 by aussie_paul
	The Prawn & Crab...David Niven....short MP4 video (Preview) Another old classic...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	651	05:02 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Theresa May survive...... (Preview) Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM	Goldfinger	0	769	04:38 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Great Doctors (Preview) A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...	rgren2	0	581	02:39 PM Jan 21, 2019 by rgren2
	Funny sayings (Preview)	Bobdown	0	767	02:10 PM Jan 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Goooo Grrannnyyy! (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	615	11:05 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Scotsman (Preview) The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...	Bobdown	0	593	11:03 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Magic Genie. (Preview) A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...	Possum3	0	589	10:57 AM Jan 21, 2019 by Possum3
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