Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A GOOD TRUMP JOKE THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret serv...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cooking lesson.One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off.The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Some wife jokes. AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you'...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Only in Campbelltown..... youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I we...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We were born in the 40-50-60s.We grew up in the 50-60-70's.We studied in the 60-70-80's.We were dating in the 70-80-90's.We got married and discovered the world in the 70-80-90's.We venture into the 80-90s.We stabilize in the 2000s.We got wiser in the 2010s.And we are going firmly through and beyo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

lol

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old married couple have just watched a documentary program about what happens to elderly people enduring a long and difficult decline towards death.Well, that makes you think, doesnt it dear? he says.Well what are you thinking? she asks.He sighs. Promise me that if ever I am dependent upon a mach...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Never text a confessionTHE CONFESSIONHi Bob, This is Alan next door. Im sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I cant live with myself...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Its frightening true.Surgery- not joking much...Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!..Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.The FIRST patient is examined wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

On Line DatingA man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing."These", she explained, "A...

Dougwe · Dougwe

Some not so nice person the other day told me I had a screw loose. I told him 'no I don't, it fell out'

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.Well, why dont you ask the youngun down the road? Ma suggested. Hes a college gradjyate, he must know what t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Donald visits an elementary school one day.In one of the classes, students are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.The teacher asks Donald if hed like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy Ron s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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	FINALLY.. (Preview) A GOOD TRUMP JOKE THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret serv...	aussie_paul	0	827	09:07 PM Feb 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Cooking lesson.. (Preview) Cooking lesson.One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off.The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her m...	aussie_paul	0	671	09:05 PM Feb 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	AVOCADOS.. (Preview) Some wife jokes. AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you'...	aussie_paul	0	687	08:58 PM Feb 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Only in Campbelltown (Preview) Only in Campbelltown..... youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I we...	aussie_paul	0	643	08:54 PM Feb 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Dangerous.. Dangerous.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	689	08:53 PM Feb 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	They call us "The Elderly" (Preview) We were born in the 40-50-60s.We grew up in the 50-60-70's.We studied in the 60-70-80's.We were dating in the 70-80-90's.We got married and discovered the world in the 70-80-90's.We venture into the 80-90s.We stabilize in the 2000s.We got wiser in the 2010s.And we are going firmly through and beyo...	aussie_paul	1	871	07:22 AM Feb 10, 2025 by dorian
	lol.. (Preview) lol	aussie_paul	0	655	02:55 PM Feb 9, 2025 by aussie_paul
	How bad is what?? (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	628	02:43 PM Feb 9, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Willis carrier.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	671	02:40 PM Feb 9, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An old married couple.. (Preview) An old married couple have just watched a documentary program about what happens to elderly people enduring a long and difficult decline towards death.Well, that makes you think, doesnt it dear? he says.Well what are you thinking? she asks.He sighs. Promise me that if ever I am dependent upon a mach...	aussie_paul	0	743	02:33 PM Feb 9, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Never text a confession.. (Preview) Never text a confessionTHE CONFESSIONHi Bob, This is Alan next door. Im sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I cant live with myself...	aussie_paul	0	651	02:32 PM Feb 9, 2025 by aussie_paul
	t’s frightening true.. (Preview) Its frightening true.Surgery- not joking much...Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!..Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.The FIRST patient is examined wi...	aussie_paul	1	789	08:12 PM Feb 7, 2025 by Sarco Harris
	What would you rather have.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	681	04:37 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	On Line Dating.. (Preview) On Line DatingA man was feeling lonely, so after much contemplation, he posted an ad on a popular website.The ad said, simply: Wife wanted.He was surprised the next morning to find he had over a hundred replies in his inbox.Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: You can have mine.	aussie_paul	0	685	04:35 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A group of Victorians.. (Preview) A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus through Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing."These", she explained, "A...	aussie_paul	0	687	04:33 PM Feb 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	SCREW LOOSE (Preview) Some not so nice person the other day told me I had a screw loose. I told him 'no I don't, it fell out'	Dougwe	0	682	11:21 AM Feb 7, 2025 by Dougwe
	I hope.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	905	09:34 PM Feb 6, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ma & Pa and the outhouse (Preview) Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm in the hills.One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse was full. Not sure what to do, he went inside and told Ma about the problem.Well, why dont you ask the youngun down the road? Ma suggested. Hes a college gradjyate, he must know what t...	Southern Cruizer	0	657	09:02 PM Feb 6, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	tragedy.. (Preview) Donald visits an elementary school one day.In one of the classes, students are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.The teacher asks Donald if hed like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.He agrees to do so and asks the class for an example of a tragedy.One little boy Ron s...	aussie_paul	2	930	06:02 AM Feb 6, 2025 by dorian
	Life before computors.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	734	05:54 PM Feb 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
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