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He Slept With a Widow..
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He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...
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Raining..
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Needing a hearing test..
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Beginning to me now!!!!!
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Metric..
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Rash
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Retired..
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You ikow..
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The old nun and the construction workers..
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...
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Sailor..
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A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...
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Out of the mouth of..
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Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...
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Masks..
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Stitches!
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aussie_paul, Your posts make me laugh so much I get the stitches, lol!
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Paddy..
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This makes no sense
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[url]https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/oyywav/the_mini_cooper_countrymans_right_t...
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Milker.
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him...
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Never assume anything..
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...
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We'd like to register..
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Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...
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lol..
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Delayed flight..
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A plane was moving down the tarmac before it stopped abruptly, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off."What was the problem?" a worried passenger asked the flight attendant."The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," the flight attendant re...
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