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Elephant's trunk......(Drunk)
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Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...
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Bobdown
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599
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World Class Margarita maker,I'm ready to give up Bundy!,almost!,short MP4 video..*Warning: Suggestive,Not Offensive..
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The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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546
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Beer Logic
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Bobdown
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743
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"Granddad, why don't we give it a try?”
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An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...
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JayDee
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872
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How do you feel?
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Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...
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Possum3
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715
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Majestic Falcon resting/nesting high up in a Eucalypt....
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Yup, its still there....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of February 2019 08:59:39 AM
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Goldfinger
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612
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Urologist...Buddy Hackett...its all in the delivery..MP4 video
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It's all in the delivery..Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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2
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1001
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Genuine: European Heinz Sauce Advert..short MP4 video..*.Warning*: Very Suggestive, but shows nothing offensive....
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If I was 17 again..I would have settled for this....!..Lmao..Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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828
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My Majesty.....plus you know you're getting old when....
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Goldfinger
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580
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Pay rise.
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A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase? Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so. The wife looked stumped. Oh, she rep...
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Possum3
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0
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724
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Great Sex Quotes
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fak...
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Bobdown
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2
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859
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Dont drink too much wine!!....short MP4 video..
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Wine...you promised you would make me the life of the Party.....we have to talk....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Pontiac Advert Circa 1950's...there was truth in Advertising in that era...!
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Sparkling Barossa Pearl and a Pontiac...toooooo easy. Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of January 2019 09:10:28 PM
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Goldfinger
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662
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No Bull... Comfortable
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving with $600, the brune...
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JayDee
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967
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Colonoscopy.
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A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy. When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results. Nothing at all, said the doctor. Its just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions. Great, said the man. Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her...
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Possum3
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884
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Lotto Win.....sitting on a fortune....
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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well", she replies, "My boss and I played the Lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that co...
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Goldfinger
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Great Toyota Advert...short MP4 video..
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I bet this will evoke a few tales of woe........Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 28th of January 2019 02:28:38 PM
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Goldfinger
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Some more I like....
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Goldfinger
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743
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Get smart.
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A customer at a local grocer marvelled at the owners quick wit and intelligence. Tell me, what makes you so smart? the customer asked the owner. I wouldnt share my secret with just anyone, the owner replied, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldnt hear. But since youre a good and faithful cust...
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Possum3
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902
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An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ.
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An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ. An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog...
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Blues Man
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803
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