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Bobdown · Bobdown

Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo

Bobdown · Bobdown

JayDee · JayDee

An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Yup, its still there....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of February 2019 08:59:39 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

It's all in the delivery..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

If I was 17 again..I would have settled for this....!..Lmao..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase? Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so. The wife looked stumped. Oh, she rep...

Bobdown · Bobdown

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fak...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Wine...you promised you would make me the life of the Party.....we have to talk....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Sparkling Barossa Pearl and a Pontiac...toooooo easy. Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of January 2019 09:10:28 PM

JayDee · JayDee

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving with $600, the brune...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy. When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results. Nothing at all, said the doctor. Its just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions. Great, said the man. Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well", she replies, "My boss and I played the Lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that co...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I bet this will evoke a few tales of woe........Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 28th of January 2019 02:28:38 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A customer at a local grocer marvelled at the owners quick wit and intelligence. Tell me, what makes you so smart? the customer asked the owner. I wouldnt share my secret with just anyone, the owner replied, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldnt hear. But since youre a good and faithful cust...

Blues Man · Blues Man

An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ. An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog...

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	Elephant's trunk......(Drunk) (Preview) Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...	Bobdown	0	599	01:21 PM Feb 5, 2019 by Bobdown
	World Class Margarita maker,I'm ready to give up Bundy!,almost!,short MP4 video..*Warning: Suggestive,Not Offensive.. (Preview) The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	546	03:22 PM Feb 4, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Beer Logic (Preview)	Bobdown	0	743	10:35 AM Feb 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	"Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” (Preview) An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...	JayDee	1	872	08:24 AM Feb 4, 2019 by Blues Man
	How do you feel? (Preview) Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...	Possum3	0	715	09:17 PM Feb 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Majestic Falcon resting/nesting high up in a Eucalypt.... (Preview) Yup, its still there....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of February 2019 08:59:39 AM	Goldfinger	0	612	08:59 AM Feb 3, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Urologist...Buddy Hackett...its all in the delivery..MP4 video (Preview) It's all in the delivery..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1001	02:00 PM Feb 2, 2019 by fwdoz
	Genuine: European Heinz Sauce Advert..short MP4 video...Warning: Very Suggestive, but shows nothing offensive.... (Preview) If I was 17 again..I would have settled for this....!..Lmao..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	828	12:12 PM Feb 2, 2019 by Goldfinger
	My Majesty.....plus you know you're getting old when.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	580	12:02 PM Feb 2, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Pay rise. (Preview) A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase? Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so. The wife looked stumped. Oh, she rep...	Possum3	0	724	10:27 PM Feb 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Great Sex Quotes (Preview) There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fak...	Bobdown	2	859	10:01 PM Feb 1, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Dont drink too much wine!!....short MP4 video.. (Preview) Wine...you promised you would make me the life of the Party.....we have to talk....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	648	11:34 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Pontiac Advert Circa 1950's...there was truth in Advertising in that era...! (Preview) Sparkling Barossa Pearl and a Pontiac...toooooo easy. Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of January 2019 09:10:28 PM	Goldfinger	1	662	08:41 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Craig1
	No Bull... Comfortable (Preview) Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving with $600, the brune...	JayDee	0	967	06:06 PM Jan 30, 2019 by JayDee
	Colonoscopy. (Preview) A man went to the hospital for his colonoscopy. When he woke up, he asked the doctor if there had been anything unusual about the results. Nothing at all, said the doctor. Its just a routine check and there were no issues or obstructions. Great, said the man. Now, can you write a note for my wife to tell her...	Possum3	0	884	04:29 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Possum3
	Lotto Win.....sitting on a fortune.... (Preview) One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well", she replies, "My boss and I played the Lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did you get that co...	Goldfinger	0	831	03:59 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Great Toyota Advert...short MP4 video.. (Preview) I bet this will evoke a few tales of woe........Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 28th of January 2019 02:28:38 PM	Goldfinger	8	981	03:35 PM Jan 30, 2019 by PeterD
	Some more I like.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	743	02:18 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Get smart. (Preview) A customer at a local grocer marvelled at the owners quick wit and intelligence. Tell me, what makes you so smart? the customer asked the owner. I wouldnt share my secret with just anyone, the owner replied, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldnt hear. But since youre a good and faithful cust...	Possum3	0	902	11:52 AM Jan 30, 2019 by Possum3
	An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ. (Preview) An Australian ventriloquist visits NZ. An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog...	Blues Man	0	803	07:50 AM Jan 30, 2019 by Blues Man
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