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A visit from the Welfare officials
(Preview)
A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....
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fwdoz
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0
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1050
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Men won't say ........
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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778
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Blonde golfer
(Preview)
A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten. Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in t...
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Bobdown
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2
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1044
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For a dollar Granpa......
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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903
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Daughter & the boyfriend
(Preview)
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend's house and the girlfriend said to her mum "Mum, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mum says "Okay honey, you kids have fun". When they are in the room, the mum hears "Baby baby baby oh!" The mum walks to the door and ask "What the hell is...
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fwdoz
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0
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1004
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Bald.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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664
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Wind Change.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1071
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Listen to your Mother
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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895
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You bet.
(Preview)
An attractive woman was away on holiday for the weekend when she decided to go to the casino. When she arrived she seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude," she announced. With that she stripped down...
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Possum3
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0
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922
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Irish Can Opener
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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3
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822
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Welsh Cow
(Preview)
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful,it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get...
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Bobdown
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0
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847
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Little Johnny again.
(Preview)
One day a local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw little Johnny trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. Hey there, sonny said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out. The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy. Anyt...
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0
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1305
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Sweet Justice
(Preview)
short vid .. but niiiice . !
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biggles2
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2
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805
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Interesting Read.?...?.very short MP4
(Preview)
Ample room for wishful thinking notes......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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1
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569
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one liners
(Preview)
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of gaol, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy!The wife's been hinting she wants something...
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JayDee
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1
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1273
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.. Don't lose your marbles !
(Preview)
.. not much else you could say .. eh !
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biggles2
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1
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879
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Favourite Mule
(Preview)
A farmer was in an accident with a trucking company and finally decided his injuries were serious enough to take the company to court. In court, the trucking companys lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked, Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, Im fine? The farmer responded, Well let me tell...
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0
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869
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Towel.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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910
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renewing "Lady in RED"
(Preview)
better luck this time with it .. !
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biggles2
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1
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1115
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ATO.
(Preview)
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0
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1207
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