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Love letters.
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A woman walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter systematically pasting Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The womans curiosity gets the better of h...
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Little Johny.
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1155
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Blonde Pilot.
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992
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The hereafter.
(Preview)
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...
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881
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Birthday gift
(Preview)
The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick...
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1052
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Painting.
(Preview)
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...
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1108
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Growth.
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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....
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1200
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Germs.
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Doctor's.
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985
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Talking dog.
(Preview)
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...
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1528
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The vagrant.
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner...: The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "N...
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944
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Nun and the priest.
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....
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1171
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Fast Drinker.
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A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: Geez, why are you drinking so fast? The man says: You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had. The bartender asks: What do you have? The man answers: 75 cents.
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1115
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Cost of looking good.
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3
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1203
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Vandals
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I heard vandals have broken into an origami exhibition and ruined all the exhibits. Police are trying to work out how events unfolded.
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870
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How come women love cats?
(Preview)
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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1033
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Smoking.
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Just found this on another page.......You will not believe what just happened... I pulled in to the local gas station to get fuel and soda. When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a man who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw him & thought, "Is this Man stupid or crazy?!! With the officer...
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1218
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Fire at sausage factory.
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1288
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Flat tyre.
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1183
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Paddy.
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