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Hello Mudda Hello Farder...
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Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please call Ad...
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aussie_paul
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580
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Hooters
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Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to London and the other to Wales. They agree to meet every ten years in Wentworth and play golf. At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. Where you wanna go? Hooters. Why? Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks,...
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Paintar
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826
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How long has it been?
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A man has been stuck on a desert island for 10 years when he notices an unusual speck in the distance. Its certainly not a ship, he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that its a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, is a beau...
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Possum3
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527
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Just another problem
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Dickodownunder
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0
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636
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Expensive
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Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...
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Possum3
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538
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Lots of kids.
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Ethel married Tom and had five kids. Tom passed away. Ethel then married Dick and had another four kids. Dick passed away. Ethel then married Harry and had another six kids. Harry passed away, as did Ethel shortly after. At Ethels gravesite Mavis said to Ivy: Oh, how lovely! Together at last! Who? Ethe...
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584
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Dad and Dave
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Dad and Dave went fishing. While waiting for the fish to start biting, Dave says to Dad "I think I'm going to divorce Mabel. She hasn't spoken to me for in 3 months." After a while Dad says to Dave " You better think it over for a bit Dave, women like that are hard to find."
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rgren2
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611
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Jacket present.
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A couple were holidaying overseas. They wanted to bring home a special present for their granddaughter. They went into a fancy shop and were looking around for a nice piece of clothing. They couldn't decide which one to pick so asked the salesman for some help. "If you were buying a jacket for your girl...
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Possum3
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494
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Fortune cookie.
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A married couple were holidaying in China. They decided to go out to dinner at a nice restaurant. After finishing their main meal they cracked open their fortune cookies. The woman's read: "Be quiet for a little while". The husband's read: "Talk while you have a chance".
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621
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How much?
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home and unaware that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Its dark...
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Possum3
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552
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Negligee surpise gift.
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Ahead of his 50th wedding anniversary, Melvin decides to surprise his wife with a very special gift. He goes to the shopping centre and heads into the lingerie store. Realising hes never seen his wife in lingerie in all the years theyve been married, he decides to buy some as a way of making her feel youn...
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Possum3
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676
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Top o' the Mornin'.
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There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. OLeary, your glass is empty, will you be having another one? And what would I be doing with two empty glasses? OLeary replied. Young Teresa came home with so...
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Spook
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616
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You wanna screw for it
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While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was fin...
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Paintar
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663
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Store Closed
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Just a reminder that all Coles stores will be closed today, so that both cashiers can have a Holiday and spend some time with their families..
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944
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That much?
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A man came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" the surprised husband asks. "To Las Vegas," the woman exclaims. "I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing hi...
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658
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Jewelry store.
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A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...
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631
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Molly.
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A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...
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778
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Seniors Wedding.
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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...
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711
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Beautiful woman
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A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...
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703
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Replacement
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Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.
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