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Wise Words
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1500
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Lost Jobs
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Sarco Harris
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1334
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Read to the end
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1345
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Happy Publican
(Preview)
Who, Him?A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'Drinks for every...
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JayDee
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1658
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Affairs
(Preview)
The 1st AffairA married man was having an affair with his secretary.One summer day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his s...
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oldbloke
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1549
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Dying in Ireland
(Preview)
The great Dave Allen............
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Bobdown
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1697
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Genie in a bottle
(Preview)
Guy walking on a beach in Clifden (on the far west coast of Ireland) when he kicks a bottle, he bends down and picks it up and brushes some of the dirt off so he could read the label, when suddenly a genie comes out of the bottle, "thank you for releasing me said the genie I'll grant you one wish" the guy think...
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Bobdown
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1485
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Breaking wind
(Preview)
Upon hearing a rather large fart grannie was heard to comment that,"an empty house is better that a bad tenant"
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Magnarc
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1528
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Collingwood Cap
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Test run on Collingwood views
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Craig1
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0
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1757
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People
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1191
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11th Husband
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1251
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How was I Born
(Preview)
A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? " The mom smiled and replied: Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned i...
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Paintar
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1551
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Topless
(Preview)
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Phillipn
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0
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1561
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Clowns
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Phillipn
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1123
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Mirror mirror on the wall
(Preview)
A woman is looking at herself in front of the mirror, she says to her husband Ive got wrinkles, bags under my eyes and Im overweight.. tell me something good about myself..Husband replies Well... theres bugger all wrong with your eyesight.
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oldbloke
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0
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1448
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another oldie
(Preview)
could have been recent cricket as well
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Craig1
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0
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1847
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Just Plain Dumb
(Preview)
Idiots and guns..............
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Bobdown
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1
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1856
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Those Newspaper Headlines are Back...LOL
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1862
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Dumb Ass vs Smart Ass
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1651
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cold in Canberra
(Preview)
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Craig1
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0
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1693
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