Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 2nd of January 2019 01:48:02 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...

Possum3 · Possum3

A family from a rural small town head to the big city for a holiday. While they're there, they visit a shopping mall for the very first time. While the mother is shopping the father and his son stand in awe in front of an elevator, with absolutely no idea what it is. As they watch, an elderly lady walks throu...

fwdoz · fwdoz

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Goldfinger · Goldfinger

For my next trick.....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.Paddy guessed 8, and th...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old lady is caught speeding and is pulled over by an officer. The policeman informs the woman that shes speeding and demands to see her licence. Id give it to you but I dont have one, she informs the officer. I lost it four years ago for drink driving. Concerned, the officer asks to see the womans regist...

LLD · LLD

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...

Baz421 · Baz421

Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched

Possum3 · Possum3

A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Winston's considered response...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man was travelling to a nearby city. He was driving down the highway when he spotted a priest and a pastor by the side of the road, holding up a sign. "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late," the sign read. Wanting to get to his destination as fast as possible the man didn't take it seriously...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Va..va..va..boom.....Hoo Roo

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Blondes (Preview) Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end. The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China. On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night cou...	Possum3	2	596	08:43 AM Jan 7, 2019 by Blues Man
	Angry wife (Preview) A husband and wife were on a holiday together. The wife was angry at her husband for spending all of his free time in a bar. So one night he took her along with him. "What will you have?" the man asked the woman. "Oh I don't know," she replied. "The same as you I suppose." The husband ordered a couple of Jack Da...	Possum3	1	630	08:41 AM Jan 7, 2019 by Blues Man
	Doctor? (Preview) An old man who had been retired for many years decided to open up his own hospital so he didnt get bored. He erected a sign out the front that read: Get your treatments for $500. $1,000 refund if no cure. A young doctor decided to visit the hospital, convinced the old man didnt know the first thing about med...	Possum3	2	838	08:39 AM Jan 7, 2019 by Blues Man
	A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera... (Preview) A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...	aussie_paul	1	747	04:46 PM Jan 6, 2019 by grahos
	Feel this at times ? Blinding (Preview) -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 2nd of January 2019 01:48:02 PM	Aus-Kiwi	12	1190	08:11 PM Jan 5, 2019 by Rob Driver
	Teacher's pet (Preview) On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The super market manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...	Possum3	2	570	05:22 PM Jan 5, 2019 by bluecat
	Need one (Preview) A family from a rural small town head to the big city for a holiday. While they're there, they visit a shopping mall for the very first time. While the mother is shopping the father and his son stand in awe in front of an elevator, with absolutely no idea what it is. As they watch, an elderly lady walks throu...	Possum3	0	605	02:59 PM Jan 5, 2019 by Possum3
	First Friday Funnies for 2019 (Preview) ---------------------------------------------------	fwdoz	1	1018	11:40 AM Jan 4, 2019 by LLD
	Time spent on reconnaissance is never wasted...very short MP4 video... (Preview) For my next trick.....	Goldfinger	3	702	09:40 AM Jan 3, 2019 by bluecat
	Free Sex with Fill-Up. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.Paddy guessed 8, and th...	aussie_paul	0	601	05:10 PM Jan 2, 2019 by aussie_paul
	Lady stopped by Police. (Preview) An old lady is caught speeding and is pulled over by an officer. The policeman informs the woman that shes speeding and demands to see her licence. Id give it to you but I dont have one, she informs the officer. I lost it four years ago for drink driving. Concerned, the officer asks to see the womans regist...	Possum3	0	811	10:09 AM Jan 2, 2019 by Possum3
	How Vegans are made (Preview)	LLD	2	548	08:41 PM Jan 1, 2019 by grahos
	Nice Young Man just sold a nice Xmas Tree..photo (Preview) What a nice young man...tree smells real nice tooooo. Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	721	06:33 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Heart transplant (Preview) An old man needs a heart transplant and gets the call from his doctor one day that there are several options available for him. We have three possible donors, the doctor explains. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and the third is an attor...	Possum3	0	575	06:09 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	RECYCLED JOKE FOR 2010 (Preview) Too many recycled jokes here lately,,, well here's one from 2010. Se attatched	Baz421	0	440	05:29 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Baz421
	Dead cert Drunk. (Preview) A routine police patrol was parked outside a popular bar in the outback. After last call at the bar, the police officer noticed a man leaving that looked so drunk he could hardly walk. The man stumbled around the car park for several minutes, while the officer watched on quietly. After what seemed like...	Possum3	0	461	03:26 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	A Pun (Preview) Why did the boy cover himself in gift wrap? Because he was told to live in the present. why was the broom late? Because it overswept. Sorry couldn't help putting two in a row. I'm off to the naughty corner. The first for 2019.	Peterpan	0	759	01:25 PM Jan 1, 2019 by Peterpan
	Winston Churchill was asked his position on Whisky...his actual response.... (Preview) Winston's considered response...	Goldfinger	4	849	10:49 AM Jan 1, 2019 by Dickodownunder
	Prophesy? (Preview) A man was travelling to a nearby city. He was driving down the highway when he spotted a priest and a pastor by the side of the road, holding up a sign. "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late," the sign read. Wanting to get to his destination as fast as possible the man didn't take it seriously...	Possum3	0	519	09:45 AM Jan 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Spring Cleaning the Car...short MP4 video.... (Preview) Va..va..va..boom.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	428	09:47 PM Dec 31, 2018 by grahos
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