Just Joking

LLD · LLD

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very good advice

rgren2 · rgren2

One of me immigrant mates is now a true blue Aussie. I saw him drinking his own urine, chasing chooks around his back yard and with his ear close to a bulls arse. ... He said he was being an Aussie like me - drinking lots of piss, chasing chicks and listening to utter bull****.

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife. The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to hi...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Kookaburra channelled by a Lyre bird. This is brilliant, well done the photographer who captured it. The lyrebird is very shy and unlikely to perform if humans are around so he/she must have had camera hidden.

Bobdown · Bobdown

WAIT TILL THE MEXICANS SEE THIS !!!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Why Some Men have Dogs and Not Wives d 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your...

rgren2 · rgren2

I asked Siri what women want. She hasn't shut up for 3 days.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good stuff..........

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman walked into the emergency room with a fish bone caught in her throat. A nurse sat her down in a wheelchair and wheeled her off toward an examination room. When they reached the top of a ramp, the nurse stumbled and accidentally let go of the wheelchair. The lady flew down the ramp and hit the rail at...

Paintar · Paintar

Mickey Mouse is speaking with his lawyer and his lawyer says,"I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's incredibly silly." To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's 'incredibly silly', I said... "She's fu#@ing Goofy!"

Possum3 · Possum3

A blonde woman went to the doctor for her yearly check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back. Most importantly of all, dont climb any stairs, advised the doctor. But we have a two-storey house, protested the patie...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Taking the Pi55...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVXn8a5k0Q

Bobdown · Bobdown

Makes me feel like having a smoke........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FweG226aiw

Bobdown · Bobdown

Just for a laugh....

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	Friday Funnies (Preview)	LLD	0	1955	10:55 AM Mar 29, 2019 by LLD
	Missing Person. (Preview) Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...	Possum3	1	1890	03:47 PM Mar 28, 2019 by Whenarewethere
	Stand up Comedian (Preview) Very good advice	Bobdown	0	1374	11:33 AM Mar 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Understanding the lingo. (Preview) One of me immigrant mates is now a true blue Aussie. I saw him drinking his own urine, chasing chooks around his back yard and with his ear close to a bulls arse. ... He said he was being an Aussie like me - drinking lots of piss, chasing chicks and listening to utter bull****.	rgren2	0	1378	11:31 AM Mar 27, 2019 by rgren2
	Negligee present. (Preview) An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife. The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to hi...	Possum3	0	1362	04:08 PM Mar 26, 2019 by Possum3
	What do you recommend? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1317	01:27 PM Mar 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Kookaburra copied by Lyre bird (Preview) Kookaburra channelled by a Lyre bird. This is brilliant, well done the photographer who captured it. The lyrebird is very shy and unlikely to perform if humans are around so he/she must have had camera hidden.	Bobdown	0	1735	12:43 PM Mar 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Who needs ladders... (Preview) WAIT TILL THE MEXICANS SEE THIS !!!	Bobdown	0	2030	11:25 AM Mar 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Man's best friend.......just joking girls (Preview) Why Some Men have Dogs and Not Wives d 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your...	Bobdown	1	1654	09:53 AM Mar 25, 2019 by Crinkle and Dobbie
	Siri (Preview) I asked Siri what women want. She hasn't shut up for 3 days.	rgren2	0	1437	08:21 PM Mar 24, 2019 by rgren2
	Can you teach kids to cook? (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1265	07:43 PM Mar 23, 2019 by Bobdown
	Ain't Bubba. (Preview) Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...	Possum3	0	1267	11:25 AM Mar 23, 2019 by Possum3
	More British Humour (Preview) Good stuff..........	Bobdown	0	1292	07:40 PM Mar 22, 2019 by Bobdown
	It was predicted. (Preview)	Possum3	4	1531	02:25 PM Mar 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Quick thinking. (Preview) A woman walked into the emergency room with a fish bone caught in her throat. A nurse sat her down in a wheelchair and wheeled her off toward an examination room. When they reached the top of a ramp, the nurse stumbled and accidentally let go of the wheelchair. The lady flew down the ramp and hit the rail at...	Possum3	0	1456	11:35 AM Mar 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Divorce (Preview) Mickey Mouse is speaking with his lawyer and his lawyer says,"I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's incredibly silly." To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's 'incredibly silly', I said... "She's fu#@ing Goofy!"	Paintar	0	1511	06:21 PM Mar 21, 2019 by Paintar
	Blonde patient. (Preview) A blonde woman went to the doctor for her yearly check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back. Most importantly of all, dont climb any stairs, advised the doctor. But we have a two-storey house, protested the patie...	Possum3	0	1355	05:43 PM Mar 21, 2019 by Possum3
	Dave Allen on Oz (Preview) Taking the Pi55...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdVXn8a5k0Q	Bobdown	0	1150	11:46 AM Mar 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Dave Allen (Preview) Makes me feel like having a smoke........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FweG226aiw	Bobdown	0	1007	11:45 AM Mar 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Old English Humour (Preview) Just for a laugh....	Bobdown	1	1500	01:29 AM Mar 21, 2019 by Joe50
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