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Thai Helicopter
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Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........
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Unfortunate Name
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Bobdown
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Friday's Blonde Jokes
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"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...
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Bobdown
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Scottish
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Craig1
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Bush camp
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Bobdown
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Blonde also
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Craig1
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1555
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Don't touch Buttons.
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h...
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Possum3
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1387
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Blonde.
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Good nights sleep.
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It was late and a traveller was looking for a room to spend the night. He had stopped at every hotel and motel and there were no rooms available. At the far edge of town, he spotted one last motel. It was his only hope. Unfortunately, the traveler was told by the clerk at this motel they had no rooms availabl...
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1475
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Told ya.
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wit...
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having your affairs in order
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This could have been around before in the 7000 odd posts The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her dau...
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Parrot
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Craig1
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Gynaecologist.
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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...
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A Young Boy's Question
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A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'?* ... *The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.* *Then ask your sister if she would sleep wi...
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Schnauzer.
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sho...
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An Irish one
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Having dutifully celebrated St Patrick's Day, a drunken Irishman was arrested for acting suspiciously on a zebra crossing. After being apprehended he said..."I'll play that bloody piano if it kills me".
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Peterpan
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How old?
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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspap...er. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?. About 32, is the reply. Nope! Im exactly 5...
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Before time.
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a...
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No Knickers.
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The Queen and the Archbishop
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The Queen invited the Archbishop of Canterbury the view the horses in the Royal Stable. As they we strolling down the stable one of the horses let out a loud fart. The Queen said to the Archbishop, "I'm terribly sorry Archbishop...that was most embarrasing" The Archbishop replied, " Thats alright yo...
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