Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Collo · Collo

Bill wakes up in hospital covered in bandages from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says to Bill, "Well Bill, you've be in a very serious accident, but you'll be OK. The only thing is, is that your penis was badly damaged and we had to remove it" Bill draws breath and is mortified. The doctor goes on "Bu...

Possum3 · Possum3

The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both of the women could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I could have swor...

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman walks into a Pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks, "What for"? She replies, "To kill my husband". He replies, "Sorry, I can't do that". She reaches into her purse and takes out a photograph of her husband making love to the Pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh!...

Paintar · Paintar

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, We'll have to do some blood tests. A day later the doctor rings him with the results. 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yello...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man and his wife are woken up at three in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance, says the husband, It is three in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that? a...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo

Bobdown · Bobdown

JayDee · JayDee

An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Yup, its still there....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of February 2019 08:59:39 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

It's all in the delivery..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

If I was 17 again..I would have settled for this....!..Lmao..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase? Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so. The wife looked stumped. Oh, she rep...

Bobdown · Bobdown

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fak...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Wine...you promised you would make me the life of the Party.....we have to talk....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Sparkling Barossa Pearl and a Pontiac...toooooo easy. Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of January 2019 09:10:28 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Age advantages (Preview)	Possum3	0	608	08:32 AM Feb 7, 2019 by Possum3
	Almost (Preview) Bill wakes up in hospital covered in bandages from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says to Bill, "Well Bill, you've be in a very serious accident, but you'll be OK. The only thing is, is that your penis was badly damaged and we had to remove it" Bill draws breath and is mortified. The doctor goes on "Bu...	Collo	0	1151	03:10 PM Feb 6, 2019 by Collo
	Flight attendant. (Preview) The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane...	Possum3	0	708	02:13 PM Feb 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Red Light. (Preview) Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both of the women could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I could have swor...	Possum3	0	547	10:40 AM Feb 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Poison. (Preview) A woman walks into a Pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks, "What for"? She replies, "To kill my husband". He replies, "Sorry, I can't do that". She reaches into her purse and takes out a photograph of her husband making love to the Pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh!...	Possum3	0	731	08:03 AM Feb 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Yellow 24'. (Preview) A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, We'll have to do some blood tests. A day later the doctor rings him with the results. 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yello...	Paintar	0	668	06:29 PM Feb 5, 2019 by Paintar
	Needed (Preview) A man and his wife are woken up at three in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance, says the husband, It is three in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that? a...	Possum3	0	571	04:24 PM Feb 5, 2019 by Possum3
	Elephant's trunk......(Drunk) (Preview) Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...	Bobdown	0	577	01:21 PM Feb 5, 2019 by Bobdown
	World Class Margarita maker,I'm ready to give up Bundy!,almost!,short MP4 video..*Warning: Suggestive,Not Offensive.. (Preview) The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	532	03:22 PM Feb 4, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Beer Logic (Preview)	Bobdown	0	724	10:35 AM Feb 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	"Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” (Preview) An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...	JayDee	1	856	08:24 AM Feb 4, 2019 by Blues Man
	How do you feel? (Preview) Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...	Possum3	0	688	09:17 PM Feb 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Majestic Falcon resting/nesting high up in a Eucalypt.... (Preview) Yup, its still there....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of February 2019 08:59:39 AM	Goldfinger	0	597	08:59 AM Feb 3, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Urologist...Buddy Hackett...its all in the delivery..MP4 video (Preview) It's all in the delivery..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	985	02:00 PM Feb 2, 2019 by fwdoz
	Genuine: European Heinz Sauce Advert..short MP4 video...Warning: Very Suggestive, but shows nothing offensive.... (Preview) If I was 17 again..I would have settled for this....!..Lmao..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	813	12:12 PM Feb 2, 2019 by Goldfinger
	My Majesty.....plus you know you're getting old when.... (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	563	12:02 PM Feb 2, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Pay rise. (Preview) A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay rise. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked: Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase? Maria answered, Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I can iron better than you. Your husband said so. The wife looked stumped. Oh, she rep...	Possum3	0	709	10:27 PM Feb 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Great Sex Quotes (Preview) There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fak...	Bobdown	2	838	10:01 PM Feb 1, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Dont drink too much wine!!....short MP4 video.. (Preview) Wine...you promised you would make me the life of the Party.....we have to talk....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	630	11:34 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Pontiac Advert Circa 1950's...there was truth in Advertising in that era...! (Preview) Sparkling Barossa Pearl and a Pontiac...toooooo easy. Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 29th of January 2019 09:10:28 PM	Goldfinger	1	642	08:41 PM Jan 30, 2019 by Craig1
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