Just Joking

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A mate just sent the footage of that Qld python found by a lady in the Nth Qld bedroom.. I sent him this.....I was in Jakarta and I held this monster's head to stop it moving/coiling.....scary?...not really, just like a regular visit to the Urinal for me...... The other photo is not my love child......t...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very British.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

biggles2 · biggles2

.. will give it another go now ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wbAbc9PFk -- Edited by biggles2 on Sunday 17th of February 2019 06:10:17 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

The last photo is of a 2 Metre tall Roo....appeared quietly behind an outback fence checker/repairer.....they stood staring at each other......Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

They're still the best/superior Rugby Union Nation on earth bar none.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...

LLD · LLD

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

British Humour

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20

LLD · LLD

madaboutled · madaboutled

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A mate just showed me that footage of the Nth Qld Python...now THIS is a Python..photo (Preview) A mate just sent the footage of that Qld python found by a lady in the Nth Qld bedroom.. I sent him this.....I was in Jakarta and I held this monster's head to stop it moving/coiling.....scary?...not really, just like a regular visit to the Urinal for me...... The other photo is not my love child......t...	Goldfinger	0	1085	06:31 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Goldfinger
	A Quickie..very short MP4 on a Bank Robbery... (Preview) Very British.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	473	05:25 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Cup of tea? (Preview)	Possum3	0	776	03:59 PM Feb 17, 2019 by Possum3
	"Lady in Red" .. thought it was worth sharing .. (Preview) .. will give it another go now ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wbAbc9PFk -- Edited by biggles2 on Sunday 17th of February 2019 06:10:17 AM	biggles2	0	844	06:16 AM Feb 17, 2019 by biggles2
	Some more that appeal to my weird sense of humour........ (Preview) The last photo is of a 2 Metre tall Roo....appeared quietly behind an outback fence checker/repairer.....they stood staring at each other......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1201	08:31 PM Feb 16, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Haka explained by an Irishman for our Kiwi friends...very short MP4 video.. (Preview) They're still the best/superior Rugby Union Nation on earth bar none.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	865	07:58 PM Feb 16, 2019 by Goldfinger
	The juggler. (Preview) A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...	Possum3	0	1032	11:27 AM Feb 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Insurance Policy (Preview) An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...	fwdoz	0	850	04:38 PM Feb 15, 2019 by fwdoz
	Meeting the boyfriend (Preview) Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.	Bobdown	0	1002	02:08 PM Feb 15, 2019 by Bobdown
	Flat diet (Preview) A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...	Bobdown	0	1170	01:04 PM Feb 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Mushrooms (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...	LLD	0	954	11:54 AM Feb 14, 2019 by LLD
	Hungover. (Preview) A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...	Possum3	0	1228	07:34 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Too much wine (Preview) British Humour	Bobdown	0	1240	02:38 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Daffy Duck. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1071	09:18 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Angry Scottish Pizza Man (Preview) Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20	Bobdown	2	1660	09:11 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Catholic Coffee (Preview)	LLD	0	1000	02:59 PM Feb 12, 2019 by LLD
	aliens discussing freedom campers (Preview)	madaboutled	1	984	09:06 AM Feb 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Dirty Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...	Bobdown	0	1292	03:24 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...	Bobdown	0	782	03:20 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	A Busy Day (Preview) Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM	Rob Driver	0	1574	08:53 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Rob Driver
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