Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".

Possum3 · Possum3

A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Very persuasive.....

fwdoz · fwdoz

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

fwdoz · fwdoz

I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!

rgren2 · rgren2

A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...

Possum3 · Possum3

A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mick & Paddy. (Preview) Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow" Mick replies "I had it done when I was a little baby". Paddy asks "Did it hurt" Mick says "I can't remember it much, but it took me a year to walk".	Possum3	0	878	08:53 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	Irish Confessional. (Preview) A married Irishman is filled with regret after coming very close to cheating on his wife. He decides to make a confession at the local churchs confessional. I almost had an affair with another woman, he tells the priest. Confused, the priest pauses for a moment and replies: What do you mean almost? Wel...	Possum3	0	961	04:30 PM Dec 18, 2018 by Possum3
	We were all afraid this would happen..... (Preview) Back to coal..its safer....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	742	08:50 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Road Rage..very short MP4 video.. (Preview) Quick thinking on his feet...or cane.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	633	08:49 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Taxi. (Preview) A man hails a taxi and gets into a yellow cab. To the airport please, he says. The trip is going fine until the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Frightened, the driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on a footpath and stops centimetres away fro...	Possum3	1	948	08:44 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	Dog caught a rabbit (Preview) A man gets home one morning and finds his dog laying on a porch covered in snow and mud with a rabbit in his mouth. The dog is not bloody, just dirty. The man realises his neighbour raises rabbits for special rabbit shows and has several blue-ribbon winners in his possession. He instantly knows the rabbi...	Possum3	1	748	08:41 AM Dec 18, 2018 by Blues Man
	A few more smiles.... (Preview) A few more smiles...I hope...Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1001	03:50 PM Dec 17, 2018 by Goldfinger
	Santa may come twice this year....... (Preview) Bugger Rudolph,..this is way more fun......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	16	965	12:58 PM Dec 17, 2018 by Sahara05
	The dentist (Preview) A woman books an appointment with her dentist after noticing one of her teeth hurts every time she eats. When she arrives, the dentist asks her to sit in the chair so he can investigate whats happening. The woman sits down and the dentist asks her to open her mouth. Open wider, he says. The woman opens her...	Possum3	0	719	09:51 PM Dec 16, 2018 by Possum3
	:) :) (Preview) Gday... cheers - John -- Edited by rockylizard on Sunday 16th of December 2018 08:11:14 PM	rockylizard	0	550	08:10 PM Dec 16, 2018 by rockylizard
	As I get Older... (Preview)	Goldfinger	2	703	06:31 PM Dec 16, 2018 by Baggie
	No arguing,...just visual convincing...seems to be effective...very short MP4 video (Preview) Very persuasive.....	Goldfinger	5	739	10:46 AM Dec 16, 2018 by Blues Man
	Camelot & the Chastity Belt (Preview) King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...	fwdoz	1	703	09:54 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Three Nuns (Preview) During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, th...	Tony Bev	1	650	09:51 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	A few of life's observations... (Preview)	Goldfinger	2	667	09:50 AM Dec 15, 2018 by Blues Man
	Friday funnies (Preview) I went to the bottlo Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jim Beam and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jim Beam before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, becaus...	fwdoz	2	602	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by fwdoz
	Pretty much sums it up . Still no employment (Preview) Well theres packing the shelves at Woolies . A job is a job !!	Aus-Kiwi	2	506	03:08 PM Dec 14, 2018 by Blues Man
	The banjo player (Preview) A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning...	rgren2	1	776	08:45 AM Dec 13, 2018 by Blues Man
	Letter to dad. (Preview) A father is passing by his sons bedroom one day and is amazed to see the bed nicely made and everything clean. To his surprise, he notices an envelope sitting on his sons desk. The letter was addressed to the father. Scared, he decided to read it, thinking the worst had happened to his son. Dear Dad, It is w...	Possum3	0	684	08:46 PM Dec 12, 2018 by Possum3
	Karen... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	991	04:56 PM Dec 12, 2018 by T1 Terry
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