Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!

Possum3 · Possum3

Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!

Possum3 · Possum3

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...

Possum3 · Possum3

A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...

Bobdown · Bobdown

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...

Craig1 · Craig1

are we being foistered with this

Possum3 · Possum3

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb

Bobdown · Bobdown

How to put a chook to sleep......

Cupie · Cupie

Oops .... Sorry. this was posted previously under "Urine Test" ...Save hundreds - no need for specialists ..... A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all. Go outside and pee in the garden.If ants gather:- diabetes.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.if it smells like a barbecue:- choles...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Be careful what you ask for.............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Scenario : Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1950s - Robbie sent to headmaster and given six of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD result deemed to be positive...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Quiz answer. (Preview) A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...	Possum3	1	1884	08:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Ohhh! (Preview)	Possum3	0	1534	07:34 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	That's what I said. (Preview) A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!	Possum3	0	1056	05:27 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Wedding ring. (Preview) Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!	Possum3	0	1249	05:25 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Lost watch. (Preview) One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...	Possum3	0	1465	05:24 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Clever Dog. (Preview) A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...	Possum3	0	1446	05:22 PM Oct 26, 2019 by Possum3
	Old Age (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...	Bobdown	5	2009	08:31 PM Oct 25, 2019 by Valkie
	Do you know the difference? (Preview) Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers	Bobdown	0	1583	11:02 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Great Scotch Commercial (Preview) Good one	Bobdown	0	1508	10:57 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Bobdown
	Chinese torture. (Preview) A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...	Possum3	0	1250	10:12 AM Oct 25, 2019 by Possum3
	over population (Preview) are we being foistered with this	Craig1	0	1226	04:34 PM Oct 24, 2019 by Craig1
	Did you? (Preview) John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...	Possum3	0	1322	01:48 PM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Age 50. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1358	09:01 AM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Candy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1237	08:59 AM Oct 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Cheapest Parrot. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1301	09:22 PM Oct 22, 2019 by Possum3
	a young woman (Preview) musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb	Craig1	0	1509	08:39 PM Oct 22, 2019 by Craig1
	Rooster (Preview) How to put a chook to sleep......	Bobdown	1	1102	12:21 PM Oct 22, 2019 by drtooheys
	Home Medication - For Men (Preview) Oops .... Sorry. this was posted previously under "Urine Test" ...Save hundreds - no need for specialists ..... A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all. Go outside and pee in the garden.If ants gather:- diabetes.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.if it smells like a barbecue:- choles...	Cupie	0	1773	11:20 AM Oct 22, 2019 by Cupie
	The best tattoo (Preview) Be careful what you ask for.............	Bobdown	1	1710	09:12 PM Oct 21, 2019 by Craig1
	Political correctness (Preview) Scenario : Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1950s - Robbie sent to headmaster and given six of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD result deemed to be positive...	Bobdown	0	1291	04:11 PM Oct 21, 2019 by Bobdown
«First < 1 … 316 317 318 319 320 … 707 > Last» \| Page of 707 sorted by