Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...

Possum3 · Possum3

An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...

Paintar · Paintar

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...

Possum3 · Possum3

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...

Craig1 · Craig1

a miracle

Craig1 · Craig1

Go forward mate

Bobdown · Bobdown

One for you Grey Nomads...............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Trick landing......could have been a lot worse.

Possum3 · Possum3

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought yo...

Bobdown · Bobdown

will outdo most men........

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

what would you do

Possum3 · Possum3

Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Still makes you laugh............

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...

Possum3 · Possum3

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...

Possum3 · Possum3

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...

Possum3 · Possum3

I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...

Craig1 · Craig1

might be preparing for presidents cup

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Relativity. (Preview) A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...	Possum3	0	1860	10:50 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Nice evening . (Preview) An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...	Possum3	0	1474	10:49 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Indian with one Testicle (Preview) There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...	Paintar	0	1058	07:12 PM Dec 1, 2019 by Paintar
	Blonde. (Preview) "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there fo...r a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky v...	Possum3	0	1515	09:10 PM Nov 30, 2019 by Possum3
	a little boy (Preview) a miracle	Craig1	1	1266	09:17 PM Nov 28, 2019 by Hewy54
	She's Loaded (Preview) Go forward mate	Craig1	2	1634	01:55 PM Nov 28, 2019 by Craig1
	Falling to pieces (Preview) One for you Grey Nomads...............	Bobdown	1	1158	12:02 PM Nov 28, 2019 by grahos
	He Really Nailed the Landing (Preview) Trick landing......could have been a lot worse.	Bobdown	3	1269	11:55 AM Nov 28, 2019 by grahos
	Lone Ranger (Preview) The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought yo...	Possum3	0	1405	04:43 PM Nov 27, 2019 by Possum3
	BLOODY IMPRESSIVE WOMEN! (Preview) will outdo most men........	Bobdown	5	1721	10:05 PM Nov 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Andy (Preview)	Sarco Harris	1	1558	08:28 AM Nov 25, 2019 by Iva Biggen
	The Services (Preview)	Possum3	0	1569	02:20 PM Nov 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Moral Dilemma (Preview) what would you do	Craig1	1	1876	10:12 PM Nov 23, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Gift for the wife. (Preview) Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...	Possum3	1	1504	09:53 AM Nov 22, 2019 by Des and Jane
	Sex and Dave Allen (Preview) Still makes you laugh............	Bobdown	0	1741	12:16 AM Nov 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Greenie. (Preview) A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...	Possum3	1	1282	08:35 PM Nov 19, 2019 by Craig1
	K9. (Preview) A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...	Possum3	0	1142	04:37 PM Nov 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Genuine incentive. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...	Possum3	0	1184	11:39 AM Nov 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Drafting Guys Over 60 (Preview) I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...	Possum3	0	1585	04:57 PM Nov 17, 2019 by Possum3
	one day (Preview) might be preparing for presidents cup	Craig1	0	1227	04:23 PM Nov 16, 2019 by Craig1
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