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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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Magnarc · Magnarc

Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...

dorian · dorian

https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An atheist was walking through the woods one dayAn atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear c...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...

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	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...	aussie_paul	1	486	10:14 PM Jul 22, 2024 by dorian
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	A shark.. (Preview) What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!	aussie_paul	0	497	08:32 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cranky Old Man.. (Preview) Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...	aussie_paul	0	508	08:30 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
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	Wit and Wisdom (Preview) Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...	Magnarc	1	665	10:19 AM Jul 21, 2024 by peter67
	A young man.. (Preview) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...	aussie_paul	3	545	09:45 AM Jul 21, 2024 by Craig1
	How to measure current in fibre optic cables (Preview) https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR	dorian	1	572	07:30 AM Jul 21, 2024 by dorian
	Ouch! (Preview)	dorian	5	1037	06:38 AM Jul 21, 2024 by dorian
	Today's society.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	474	07:10 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	An atheist.. (Preview) An atheist was walking through the woods one dayAn atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear c...	aussie_paul	0	477	07:06 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	M98ssing child.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	474	07:04 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Two businessmen.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	428	07:02 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Why We Love Children.. (Preview) I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...	aussie_paul	0	338	07:00 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Donating old clothes.. (Preview) One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...	aussie_paul	0	267	06:58 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Stuff that will keep you awake at night.. (Preview) -What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.-...	aussie_paul	0	277	06:56 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sorry to the blonde folk out there.. (Preview) Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...	aussie_paul	0	230	06:54 PM Jul 20, 2024 by aussie_paul
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