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The Dentist
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Some (most) of you would remember Tim Conway..............cheers
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It's not cricket
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Mayday call.
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! > A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered ...by one of the employees! > The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! > > He yelled, > "Ma...
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Heal the Sick
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Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed...... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa mad...
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Not OH&S
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Cheap Drinks
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Atherton. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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Hillbilly cure.
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and sa...
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Rubber Gloves
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FIFO Hunters.
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Golfing Nun.
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A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a...
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Curtains.
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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...
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Different position.
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Last day.
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Holy Prostitutes
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...
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9 Important Facts.
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Golfing
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DEA Officer - Oldie but still a goodie
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...
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Novice nuns.
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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...
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Jest a few.
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What makes a Politician
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This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...
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