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How to put a chook to sleep......

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Oops .... Sorry. this was posted previously under "Urine Test" ...Save hundreds - no need for specialists ..... A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all. Go outside and pee in the garden.If ants gather:- diabetes.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.if it smells like a barbecue:- choles...

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Be careful what you ask for.............

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Scenario : Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1950s - Robbie sent to headmaster and given six of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD result deemed to be positive...

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A 7 year old girl asks her mother; Mummy, how was I born?" Mum smiled and replied: Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day. After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned in...

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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family." It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try...

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Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Eileen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 ho...

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Costco. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife...

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I was in K-Mart the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find...

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A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.... "And what are their names?" he asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in fr...

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*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??* *Go outside and pee in the garden.* *If ants gather:- diabetes.* *If you pee on your feet:- prostate.* *if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.* *if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.* *if you return to your room with yo...

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A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go w...

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A C-130 was lumbering along when a c0cky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off and told the C-130 pilot: 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he t...

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more speci...

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	The Nun. (Preview) A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family." It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try...	Possum3	0	1237	04:40 PM Oct 20, 2019 by Possum3
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	Shopping with the wife. (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Costco. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife...	Possum3	0	906	03:58 PM Oct 20, 2019 by Possum3
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	Bob. (Preview) A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.... "And what are their names?" he asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in fr...	Possum3	0	1184	06:02 PM Oct 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Urine test. (Preview) A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!?? Go outside and pee in the garden. If ants gather:- diabetes. If you pee on your feet:- prostate. if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol. if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis. *if you return to your room with yo...	Possum3	0	1120	05:05 PM Oct 19, 2019 by Possum3
	New knickers. (Preview) A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go w...	Possum3	0	1042	04:56 PM Oct 19, 2019 by Possum3
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