Just Joking

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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...

Craig1 · Craig1

are we being foistered with this

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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...

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Craig1 · Craig1

musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb

Bobdown · Bobdown

How to put a chook to sleep......

Cupie · Cupie

Oops .... Sorry. this was posted previously under "Urine Test" ...Save hundreds - no need for specialists ..... A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all. Go outside and pee in the garden.If ants gather:- diabetes.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.if it smells like a barbecue:- choles...

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Be careful what you ask for.............

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Scenario : Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1950s - Robbie sent to headmaster and given six of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2019 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD result deemed to be positive...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A 7 year old girl asks her mother; Mummy, how was I born?" Mum smiled and replied: Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day. After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned in...

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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family." It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try...

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Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Eileen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 ho...

Possum3 · Possum3

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Costco. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife...

Craig1 · Craig1

could be a smart watch

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keep scrollin

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I was in K-Mart the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find...

Possum3 · Possum3

A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.... "And what are their names?" he asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in fr...

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	The Nun. (Preview) A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family." It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try...	Possum3	0	1240	04:40 PM Oct 20, 2019 by Possum3
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	Shopping with the wife. (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Costco. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife...	Possum3	0	909	03:58 PM Oct 20, 2019 by Possum3
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	Bob. (Preview) A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.... "And what are their names?" he asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in fr...	Possum3	0	1184	06:02 PM Oct 19, 2019 by Possum3
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