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That's my boy.
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Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better. My grandpa doesnt need a walking stick, Little Johnny boasted. Yeah well my grandpa can still drive, his friend replied. Oh yeah? Little Johnny said as he puffed out his chest. Well, my grandpa doesnt even use glasses! His friend sho...
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny walked into class. His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, Wheres your homework? My dog ate it, Little Johnny answered seriously. The teacher crossed her arms and said, Johnny, Ive been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that? Its true, Miss, I swea...
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More funnies
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1203
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Friday Funnies
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1767
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Missing Person.
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Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...
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1703
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Stand up Comedian
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Bobdown
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1285
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Understanding the lingo.
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One of me immigrant mates is now a true blue Aussie. I saw him drinking his own urine, chasing chooks around his back yard and with his ear close to a bulls arse. ... He said he was being an Aussie like me - drinking lots of piss, chasing chicks and listening to utter bull****.
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Negligee present.
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An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife. The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to hi...
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1234
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What do you recommend?
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1195
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Kookaburra copied by Lyre bird
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Kookaburra channelled by a Lyre bird. This is brilliant, well done the photographer who captured it. The lyrebird is very shy and unlikely to perform if humans are around so he/she must have had camera hidden.
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Who needs ladders...
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WAIT TILL THE MEXICANS SEE THIS !!!
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Man's best friend.......just joking girls
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Why Some Men have Dogs and Not Wives d 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your...
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Siri
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I asked Siri what women want. She hasn't shut up for 3 days.
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Can you teach kids to cook?
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Bobdown
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1174
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Ain't Bubba.
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...
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More British Humour
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It was predicted.
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Quick thinking.
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A woman walked into the emergency room with a fish bone caught in her throat. A nurse sat her down in a wheelchair and wheeled her off toward an examination room. When they reached the top of a ramp, the nurse stumbled and accidentally let go of the wheelchair. The lady flew down the ramp and hit the rail at...
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Divorce
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Mickey Mouse is speaking with his lawyer and his lawyer says,"I'm sorry Mickey but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's incredibly silly." To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's 'incredibly silly', I said... "She's fu#@ing Goofy!"
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Blonde patient.
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A blonde woman went to the doctor for her yearly check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back. Most importantly of all, dont climb any stairs, advised the doctor. But we have a two-storey house, protested the patie...
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