Just Joking

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I had a problem yesterday with my computer, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.... Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID...

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WTF!! Today I came out from the local supermarket, standing beside the car watching another car coming straight towards me, crashing into the car, and making a total mess of the rear end of the car. A young man comes running out of the other car, he was out practicing driving with his older brother. I ask...

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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is ki...lled instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.. Mongrel says, 'OK,...

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A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat...

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Two blokes walk into a pub Kalgoorlie. One says "i'll have a midi of swan, and one for me mate here Donkey " Skimpy says, "that's not very nice, calling your mate donkey!" Mate says "Don't worry love, Eeore,eeeore, eeoreways calls me that"

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Old Ad, could be mistaken for double meaning these days........

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Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a Development that is currently being built near your home and what are the Advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.... Teacher: "Young ladi...

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An elderly woman walked into the Commonwealth Bank one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employ...

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A man walked into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: Shingles.So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat.Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: Shingles.So she wrote down his height, we...

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A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to...

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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained tha...

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. ... After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put m...

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A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother start...

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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.... However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formu...

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	SENIORS & COMPUTERS. (Preview) I had a problem yesterday with my computer, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.... Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID...	Possum3	0	953	02:49 PM May 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Car crash. (Preview) WTF!! Today I came out from the local supermarket, standing beside the car watching another car coming straight towards me, crashing into the car, and making a total mess of the rear end of the car. A young man comes running out of the other car, he was out practicing driving with his older brother. I ask...	Possum3	0	1446	01:38 PM May 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Tact. (Preview) Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is ki...lled instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.. Mongrel says, 'OK,...	Possum3	0	1092	11:39 AM May 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Pepper. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1033	09:38 AM May 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Proof. (Preview) A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat...	Possum3	0	677	09:24 AM May 8, 2019 by Possum3
	Calling your mate donkey (Preview) Two blokes walk into a pub Kalgoorlie. One says "i'll have a midi of swan, and one for me mate here Donkey " Skimpy says, "that's not very nice, calling your mate donkey!" Mate says "Don't worry love, Eeore,eeeore, eeoreways calls me that"	Paintar	0	945	09:04 PM May 7, 2019 by Paintar
	What gift do you want? (Preview)	Possum3	1	1548	10:35 PM May 6, 2019 by Craig1
	WD-40 (Preview) Old Ad, could be mistaken for double meaning these days........	Bobdown	1	1399	06:33 PM May 6, 2019 by rockylizard
	Kiwi Fun. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1531	02:27 PM May 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Johnny again. (Preview) Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a Development that is currently being built near your home and what are the Advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.... Teacher: "Young ladi...	Possum3	0	1422	08:04 AM May 6, 2019 by Possum3
	Large bet. (Preview) An elderly woman walked into the Commonwealth Bank one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employ...	Possum3	1	1359	07:29 AM May 6, 2019 by Blues Man
	Sneeze. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1214	07:25 AM May 6, 2019 by Blues Man
	Medical condition. (Preview) A man walked into a doctors office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: Shingles.So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat.Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked the man what he had. The man said: Shingles.So she wrote down his height, we...	Possum3	1	1487	07:24 AM May 6, 2019 by Blues Man
	Boring job? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1325	10:08 PM May 4, 2019 by Possum3
	What Causes Arthritis? (Preview) A drunk who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to...	Paintar	0	1211	06:57 PM May 4, 2019 by Paintar
	Police Dog. (Preview) A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man explained tha...	Possum3	0	1414	01:07 PM May 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Veet hair removal for men. Copy & Paste from another site (Preview) THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. ... After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put m...	Possum3	0	815	11:02 AM May 4, 2019 by Possum3
	Cough up your last Penny (Preview) A lady and her 7-year-old son are eating in a restaurant. In a moment of playfulness, the boy swallows a coin and chokes. The mother tries slapping his back, rubbing his neck, shaking him hard and everything she could think of, without success. The boy begins to turn blue. The desperate mother start...	Paintar	0	1282	02:23 PM May 3, 2019 by Paintar
	BIOLOGY EXAM: (Preview) Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.... However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formu...	Possum3	0	1040	02:16 PM May 3, 2019 by Possum3
	The Boss (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1081	03:32 PM May 2, 2019 by Bobdown
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