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Hats are on special... especially for old men.
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Bert, at 85 years of age, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the Mrs. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and sai...
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50th Anniversary.
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary: That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said. "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up at her and said. "Yes dear, I do. You wore that...
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Ultimate Birthday Present for the Wife:
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A few days before his wife's birthday: Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?" Wife: "I really don't think I should say." Husband: "How about a diamond ring?" Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds." Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?" Wife: "You know I do not like furs." Husband...
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Frozen carburettor.
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People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburettor. Last year on a bitterly cold winter's day, a motorcycle cop on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was...
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Cheers ........an oldie but a goodie
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How children perceive their Grandparents.
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1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipst...
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Mr President.
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The President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. 'Hallo, Mr. President !' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!' 'Well Padd...
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Two Prawns.
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have...
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Another Green Joke ( Irish)
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Four old retired Aussie guys are walking down a street in in outback Bourke . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each Other, and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the Ro...
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Money $$$ even if by ill gotten gains.
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I am sure that this one has been around somewhere in the thousands of jokes:- An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us,not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand...
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There You Go Ladies
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there you go ladies, problem sorted at Bailey Bar Caravan Park, Charleville QLD -- Edited by ConsumerMan on Wednesday 4th of December 2019 10:53:25 AM
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Order a Pizza.
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CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordons Pizza last month.CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza....GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?CALLER: My usual? You know me?GOOGLE: Accord...
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EPSTEIN AND THE BILLARY TWINS.......
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A list of 8 Scary Armies....
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A list of 8 Scary Armies.... Watch the video see them in action..... 1. Costa Rica2. Iraq. ...3. North Korea. ...4. Eritrea. ...5. Nigeria. ...6. The Philippines. ...7. Tajikistan. ...8. Mongolia.
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Advices.
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As we progress into the end of 2019, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery. .... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...
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Tea party.
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A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times....
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Relativity.
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A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God: How long is a billion years to you? God says: A billion years is like a second to me. The man asks: Well, how much is a billion dollars to you? God says: A billion dollars is like a penny to me. So the man says: God, can I have a p...
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Nice evening .
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An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the mens room, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home. When he arrived at his front door, he realised he didnt have his keys. He fina...
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Indian with one Testicle
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobod...
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Wedding.
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At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby. She started slowly walking toward the...
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