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Dad cook lunch
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Craig1
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0
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1323
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Quiz answer.
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A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pu...
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Possum3
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1
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1676
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Ohhh!
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Possum3
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0
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1377
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That's what I said.
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A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge. After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again? Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!
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Possum3
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0
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946
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Wedding ring.
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Soon after marriage, a ladys husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: Why dont you ever wear your wedding band? The husband replied: It cuts off my circulation. She answered back: Its supposed to!
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Possum3
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0
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1123
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Lost watch.
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One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kind-hea...
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Possum3
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0
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1276
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Clever Dog.
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A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads: I need 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in h...
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Possum3
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0
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1230
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Old Age
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for abou...
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Bobdown
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5
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1796
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Do you know the difference?
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Powerpoint presentation.........some may not be able to open. Cheers
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Bobdown
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0
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1386
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Great Scotch Commercial
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Bobdown
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0
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1368
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Chinese torture.
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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a fing...
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Possum3
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0
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1126
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over population
(Preview)
are we being foistered with this
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Craig1
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0
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1075
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Did you?
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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up Johns minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they co...
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Possum3
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0
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1152
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Age 50.
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Possum3
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0
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1184
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Candy.
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Possum3
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0
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1066
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Cheapest Parrot.
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Possum3
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0
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1175
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a young woman
(Preview)
musta been a redhead, blondie woudnt be tthat dumb
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Craig1
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0
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1288
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Rooster
(Preview)
How to put a chook to sleep......
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Bobdown
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1
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982
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Home Medication - For Men
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Oops .... Sorry. this was posted previously under "Urine Test" ...Save hundreds - no need for specialists ..... A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all. Go outside and pee in the garden.If ants gather:- diabetes.If you pee on your feet:- prostate.if it smells like a barbecue:- choles...
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Cupie
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0
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1570
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The best tattoo
(Preview)
Be careful what you ask for.............
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Bobdown
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1
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1545
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