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Save my baby
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A 3 story building was on fire. From the 3rd floor window, a woman was pitifully calling "Save my baby". A crowd of about 300 people had gathered. "Save my baby" repeatedly echoed in the area. A man stepped forward from the crowd and yelled 'Throw the baby down - I will catch it. I am Captain Blood. I was t...
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Nuts
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Southern Cruizer
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TPMS
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Oops..
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Saturday BLONDE jokes..
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"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...
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Dying Priest..
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An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had servedthe people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before Idie" whispered the priest."I...
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Lamboghini..
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My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini, I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "! He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year "
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Fairy tales..
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Bossy..
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SEENAGER..
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I dont have to go to school or work.I get an allowance (pensions).I have my own pad. I dont have a curfew.I have a drivers license and my own car.I have ID that gets me into bars.The people I hang around wit...
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Lessons
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Harold..
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher!!
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Woman's word..
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wife left..
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wife left.A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind hi...
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wife left..
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wife left.A man in his forties bought a new convertible car and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind hi...
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Poor Dave..
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Sniffer Dog
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Southern Cruizer
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What..
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Apologies to our female members.
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DID NOAh FISH?
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DID NOAh FISH?A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?""No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
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Kevin..
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