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A mixed bag of jokes
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63 people died in Bradford this morning.It was thought to be a terrorist attack at first, a bunk bed collapsed..The police are blaming AL IKEA Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take. Police stopped a man in his trans...
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Lost access code
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Only skilled people can open this file.......once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed open this....... now it is your turn! A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his access code. However, he did remember five clues. These are the cl...
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watch or tell
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what would you do? -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 6th of August 2019 05:13:08 PM
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She talks a lot........
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Woman wanted
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Ambidextrous Golfing
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A group of men live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One of them transfers to another city and they're lost without him.A new woman joins their club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next w...
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Bad BMW
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US Navy
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Becky demolishes her school
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Saw this on the box the other night......thought it was funny
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The Vicar of DibleyThe final end scene in the 2007 special episode featured a joke from Geraldine (Dawn French) and Alice (Emma Chambers) A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him to the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - h...
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And she's not blonde
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Sex and coke ? Over the years .
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The Spoon
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The Spoon A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very impressive! Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy bro...
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Wise Words
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Lost Jobs
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Read to the end
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Happy Publican
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Who, Him?A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'Drinks for every...
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Affairs
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The 1st AffairA married man was having an affair with his secretary.One summer day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his s...
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Dying in Ireland
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The great Dave Allen............
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Genie in a bottle
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Guy walking on a beach in Clifden (on the far west coast of Ireland) when he kicks a bottle, he bends down and picks it up and brushes some of the dirt off so he could read the label, when suddenly a genie comes out of the bottle, "thank you for releasing me said the genie I'll grant you one wish" the guy think...
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