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DUI
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minu...
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2
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1257
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Computers.
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0
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1136
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Moonlight.
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0
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1182
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Batteries.
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839
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Favourite?
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0
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904
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Past love.
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one. The stuff is from a lady called Archana "My name is Archana. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the...
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0
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755
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Intuition.
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645
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Don't Mess With Old Ladies
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"An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.... Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ag...
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0
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768
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Different extremes
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2 short video's......male and female
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Bobdown
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1
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903
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Types of Hell.
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.... He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beat...
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0
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665
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Texas logic.
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A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.... The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes f...
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2
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1269
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Ensuite.
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Possum3
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1
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854
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For the Ladies.
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his offi...
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797
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Chinese translation
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel... runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you...
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811
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Blonde.
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0
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688
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Crying.
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0
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761
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Dirty girl.
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954
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Mosquito trap.
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3
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1025
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Funeral procession.
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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking ...with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking...
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810
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Drunken mates.
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Two married mates are out drinking one night when one turns to the other. You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house...
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953
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