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Grief.
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1305
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Laugh for the day.....by kids
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids 7 - 10) 1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to m...
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Eggs.
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $12.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $23.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.... 'You mean I'd have t...
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America's Got Talent
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Don't try to figure it out............
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1414
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Minor scratch on car
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973
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daughter asks her dad
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Craig1
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1378
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack......
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Some Irish fun
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Excommunicated A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing t...
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793
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Fishing trip.
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1093
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Politics.
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969
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CentreLink.
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like t...
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1396
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Sex after Death
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Craig1
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1056
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Dementia.
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1572
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Long RV trips.
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982
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My accident.
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846
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Crumpled $20 bill.
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up? No, said her husband. ...... She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out...
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929
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To be sure.
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Harry was on holiday in the Middle East with his wife, children and mother-in-law. During a visit to Jerusalem, his mother-in-law unexpectedly died. With a death certificate in his hand, he was making preparations to fly his mother-in-laws body home for a proper burial. The funeral director over t...
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1061
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Silence.
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1251
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Sounds of Silence
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Simon and Garfunkel take off.......very clever. -- Edited by Bobdown on Saturday 22nd of February 2020 11:19:12 AM
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DUI
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minu...
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