Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Can a tennis player lose a point, a game and a match and still have a great set? I believe the answer is 'YES'.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fake news

Geeco · Geeco

what does Scomo & Capt James Cook have in common? they both regret going to Hawaii !!!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

This is what we, who are aged 70 or 80 years plus, can look forward to. This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstai...

Craig1 · Craig1

dunmowin

Possum3 · Possum3

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy: Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued: Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied: Not exactly, but they arent for...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. S he points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...

Possum3 · Possum3

Researchers for the University of NSW recently found over 500 dead crows, along the Highways, in Western NSW. Everyone involved was concerned that these crows might have died from Avian Flu, so they had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows. To everyone's relief, it was determined...

Iva Biggen · Iva Biggen

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Possum3 · Possum3

* If my body is found on or near a 'jogging trail', be rest assured that I was murdered somewhere else and dumped there. * Respect your elders; they graduated from school without benefit of the Internet. * I've decided I'm NOT old; I'm 25 plus shipping and handling. * Why do I have to 'Press 1 for Engli...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

An airliner was having engine trouble and, after a few worrying moments of turbulence, the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. Al...

fwdoz · fwdoz

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Possum3 · Possum3

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OL...

oldbloke · oldbloke

A young kiwi bro was walking along one of the North Islands sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. It's obvious it's been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curio...

Possum3 · Possum3

I was playing golf one day and i got lost. I saw a young lady playing up ahead of me and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don"t know what hole i"m on". She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 7; and you are on 6".I thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine i got lost again. I s...

Possum3 · Possum3

Paddy met a beautiful Italian lady in Murphys bar. He offered her a drink and over the course of the night, he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. ...Shed never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her place. They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she co...

Craig1 · Craig1

watch the spellin

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A few toons (Preview)	Bobdown	0	590	12:14 PM Jan 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	One for the men (Preview) Can a tennis player lose a point, a game and a match and still have a great set? I believe the answer is 'YES'.	Bobdown	0	674	12:10 PM Jan 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	One for the ladies (Preview) Fake news	Bobdown	0	718	12:09 PM Jan 21, 2020 by Bobdown
	Joke of the day (Preview) what does Scomo & Capt James Cook have in common? they both regret going to Hawaii !!!	Geeco	0	589	11:47 AM Jan 21, 2020 by Geeco
	Found these today... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	711	10:32 AM Jan 21, 2020 by DMaxer
	Call the Ambulance. (Preview) This is what we, who are aged 70 or 80 years plus, can look forward to. This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstai...	Possum3	0	757	08:57 AM Jan 21, 2020 by Possum3
	it rained here today and yesterday (Preview) dunmowin	Craig1	0	868	09:34 PM Jan 20, 2020 by Craig1
	Tampons? (Preview) Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy: Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued: Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied: Not exactly, but they arent for...	Possum3	0	500	06:06 PM Jan 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Blue suit. (Preview) A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. S he points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...	Possum3	0	587	05:49 PM Jan 20, 2020 by Possum3
	500 dead crows. (Preview) Researchers for the University of NSW recently found over 500 dead crows, along the Highways, in Western NSW. Everyone involved was concerned that these crows might have died from Avian Flu, so they had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows. To everyone's relief, it was determined...	Possum3	0	576	05:42 PM Jan 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Internet Facts (Preview) ....................................................................................	Iva Biggen	0	798	12:15 PM Jan 20, 2020 by Iva Biggen
	Today' shards of wisdom… (Preview) * If my body is found on or near a 'jogging trail', be rest assured that I was murdered somewhere else and dumped there. * Respect your elders; they graduated from school without benefit of the Internet. * I've decided I'm NOT old; I'm 25 plus shipping and handling. * Why do I have to 'Press 1 for Engli...	Possum3	0	703	09:15 AM Jan 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Lady's yearly exam. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	962	12:18 PM Jan 19, 2020 by aussie_paul
	3 X Lawyer. (Preview) An airliner was having engine trouble and, after a few worrying moments of turbulence, the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. Al...	Possum3	0	805	07:04 PM Jan 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Some gags to kick off your weekend (Preview) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	fwdoz	0	886	09:59 AM Jan 18, 2020 by fwdoz
	Old lady and her mule. (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OL...	Possum3	1	909	11:34 AM Jan 17, 2020 by grahos
	Kiwi Genie (Preview) A young kiwi bro was walking along one of the North Islands sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. It's obvious it's been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curio...	oldbloke	1	943	11:29 AM Jan 17, 2020 by grahos
	More golf (Preview) I was playing golf one day and i got lost. I saw a young lady playing up ahead of me and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don"t know what hole i"m on". She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 7; and you are on 6".I thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine i got lost again. I s...	Possum3	0	929	11:39 PM Jan 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Spaghetti. (Preview) Paddy met a beautiful Italian lady in Murphys bar. He offered her a drink and over the course of the night, he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. ...Shed never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her place. They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she co...	Possum3	0	763	11:31 PM Jan 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Care- three hillbillies (Preview) watch the spellin	Craig1	0	772	09:44 PM Jan 16, 2020 by Craig1
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