Just Joking

Craig1 · Craig1

what would you do

Possum3 · Possum3

Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Still makes you laugh............

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...

Possum3 · Possum3

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...

Possum3 · Possum3

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...

Possum3 · Possum3

I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...

Craig1 · Craig1

might be preparing for presidents cup

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

pretty good, turn sound on

Craig1 · Craig1

wishful thinking

Hendo · Hendo

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking very annoyed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."

Craig1 · Craig1

really collected this one

Craig1 · Craig1

wonder what other country we could pick on

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

They now have mars bars icecreams too

rgren2 · rgren2

The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Slip slide away...........

Craig1 · Craig1

just munchin the grass

Craig1 · Craig1

Queens over desert sands

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Moral Dilemma (Preview) what would you do	Craig1	1	1563	10:12 PM Nov 23, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Gift for the wife. (Preview) Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife ...Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...	Possum3	1	1288	09:53 AM Nov 22, 2019 by Des and Jane
	Sex and Dave Allen (Preview) Still makes you laugh............	Bobdown	0	1420	12:16 AM Nov 21, 2019 by Bobdown
	Greenie. (Preview) A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big gum. As she neared...	Possum3	1	1117	08:35 PM Nov 19, 2019 by Craig1
	K9. (Preview) A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police operations centre broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...	Possum3	0	970	04:37 PM Nov 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Genuine incentive. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and... asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and t...	Possum3	0	1016	11:39 AM Nov 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Drafting Guys Over 60 (Preview) I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.... Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you...	Possum3	0	1292	04:57 PM Nov 17, 2019 by Possum3
	one day (Preview) might be preparing for presidents cup	Craig1	0	1059	04:23 PM Nov 16, 2019 by Craig1
	Wife jokes.......ha ha (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1551	08:21 PM Nov 14, 2019 by Craig1
	It is a new Michael Jackson (Preview) pretty good, turn sound on	Craig1	0	917	09:32 PM Nov 13, 2019 by Craig1
	sex after death (Preview) wishful thinking	Craig1	0	1179	09:17 PM Nov 12, 2019 by Craig1
	Chicken and the Egg (Preview) A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking very annoyed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."	Hendo	0	1085	05:38 PM Nov 11, 2019 by Hendo
	Garbage (Preview) really collected this one	Craig1	0	1585	05:42 PM Nov 10, 2019 by Craig1
	Funny Irishman (Preview) wonder what other country we could pick on	Craig1	0	1484	10:35 PM Nov 7, 2019 by Craig1
	Rednecks (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1472	10:51 AM Nov 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	The art of Lying to kids (Preview) They now have mars bars icecreams too	Craig1	0	1332	05:33 PM Nov 3, 2019 by Craig1
	Italian test (Preview) The Italian TestI was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts...	rgren2	1	1562	08:17 PM Nov 1, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Hang on tight (Preview) Slip slide away...........	Bobdown	0	1584	11:06 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Bobdown
	God (Preview) just munchin the grass	Craig1	0	1284	09:30 AM Nov 1, 2019 by Craig1
	he Flight Attendant (Preview) Queens over desert sands	Craig1	0	1145	10:19 PM Oct 31, 2019 by Craig1
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