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Long time not being here - Best Joke I have seen for a while 😂
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...
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Australia OUT of WORK & OUT of TAXES
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The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen
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Brain surgeon
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Social Distancing
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Brain teaser
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Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...
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Signs of Marriage Gone Bad
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Cops
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Cornish humour
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The power of the female wonder women
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CRUISING? Sorry, But I do not know how to condense this into long lines etc. Jay&Dee LOVE THIS ONE!! GUESS IT PAYS TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!! 40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little r...
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Day 13
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Keep the wife happy..........I think
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Isolation
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Comments from Isolation ''It is such a joy being at home with my wife..... the last month or so We caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the last 50 odd years."" One of our sons asked us ""Do we miss seeing and talking and playing with our grand children. We answered ""yes of course."" ...
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Only one way to Heaven
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland. A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, woul...
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Collingwood
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Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules and is sufficiently impressed to arrange for him to come over to Collingwood. He is signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for a full pre-season. Two weeks into the home and away season however, the Magpies...
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Murder
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Naked male body found in the woods with a Weetbix placed in his alimentary canal. Police are looking for a cereal killer.
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Trumpy vs Disinfectant
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Corona funnies
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charlie and
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camilla v Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding. That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room, She flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me." Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the ri...
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Windbreak.
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A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the bowel great ease, It warms the bed on a frosty night, and suffocates the Fleas. From a book of poems by Granny Huggins, (1915-1967)
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This is good......
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Quarantine 45 day
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