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The world is going to end
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A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID
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WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...
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whats worse
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What's worse? A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petrole...
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The worlds most advanced doctors
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There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we too...
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retired thoughts
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What deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."The reason I said "nothing" instead o...
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Noah and the Ark in 2020
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In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...
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How to satisfy two women at once with your pants off
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Not as dirty as you think, get your mind above your navel.............. Cheers Bob
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Calling on ALL Victorians
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Maybe not a joke, but All you Mexicans need to do your 5km drive at least 20 times a day. One of our 4, yes thats right, we only have 4, Oil refineries is struggling, no demand, they are considering shutting down ! Despite ripping all of us for how many years, a small down turn and they want to slam the bag. So c...
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Sobriety Test Fail
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3 ways to fail.............
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Which one?
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Crime doesn't pay...
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Theory v Reality
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The snowman
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It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple l...
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Last Request
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Good English humour............
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Leaked Document
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-- Edited by fwdoz on Sunday 6th of September 2020 06:16:22 PM
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Reversing
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-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 8th of September 2020 03:06:05 PM
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Not much longer
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News Headlines
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The Wonder Years
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Cane Toad Rival
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