Just Joking

Phillipn · Phillipn

fwdoz · fwdoz

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof tha...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Ooops

Craig1 · Craig1

only just v The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired t...

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

-- Edited by Sarco Harris on Saturday 14th of March 2020 08:23:33 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

UK Virus ALERTThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross.The English have not been A Bit Cross since the blitz in 1940 when tea suppl...

Craig1 · Craig1

at least Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece! Timbuktu - a ripper! The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minute...

Bobdown · Bobdown

I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business. This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?" I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?" She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen". I said, "Then you better get back int...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Watch out.......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Look after your health........don't listen to others.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Craig1 · Craig1

ha A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and worke...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Paper Is Dead...... Foreign commercials are so good! My hat's off to the advertising team that came up with the idea. It has been said that paper is dead... It's only 39 seconds so please watch...the irony won't be lost on you. http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............

Bobdown · Bobdown

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.

Bobdown · Bobdown

funny video...........

Craig1 · Craig1

Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view

fwdoz · fwdoz

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...

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	Corona Virus Danger to Climate Change (Preview)	Phillipn	0	913	10:21 AM Mar 16, 2020 by Phillipn
	You must have proof (Preview) A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof tha...	fwdoz	3	1080	09:57 AM Mar 16, 2020 by Blues Man
	14 days isolation (Preview) Ooops	Aus-Kiwi	0	984	09:29 AM Mar 16, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	finnissh (Preview) only just v The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired t...	Craig1	0	1173	08:12 PM Mar 15, 2020 by Craig1
	Things I Have Survived (Preview) -- Edited by Sarco Harris on Saturday 14th of March 2020 08:23:33 PM	Sarco Harris	1	1333	09:13 AM Mar 15, 2020 by Craig1
	Virus Alert (Preview) UK Virus ALERTThe English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from Miffed to Peeved. Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to Irritated or even A Bit Cross.The English have not been A Bit Cross since the blitz in 1940 when tea suppl...	Bobdown	0	1097	11:36 AM Mar 14, 2020 by Bobdown
	Timbuktoo (Preview) at least Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece! Timbuktu - a ripper! The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minute...	Craig1	2	1264	06:26 PM Mar 13, 2020 by Plain Truth
	Over 70 jokes (Preview) I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business. This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said, "You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?" I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?" She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen". I said, "Then you better get back int...	Bobdown	0	2022	10:48 AM Mar 13, 2020 by Bobdown
	Sauna (Preview) Watch out.......	Bobdown	0	1238	02:32 PM Mar 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Don't diet or exercise (Preview) Look after your health........don't listen to others.	Bobdown	0	1288	02:31 PM Mar 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	No toilet paper on these premises (Preview)	Whenarewethere	3	1438	09:48 PM Mar 11, 2020 by Craig1
	Dentist Jokes (Preview) ha A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and worke...	Craig1	3	1622	04:40 PM Mar 11, 2020 by Craig1
	Recycling in China...... (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1336	08:22 PM Mar 10, 2020 by grahos
	Very on topic at the moment........lol (Preview) *Paper Is Dead......* *Foreign commercials are so good!* *My hat's off to the advertising team that came up with the idea.* *It has been said that paper is dead...* *It's only 39 seconds so please watch...the irony won't be lost on you.* http://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0	Bobdown	1	1216	08:28 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Craig1
	Seniors at the playground (Preview) Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............	Bobdown	1	2068	04:09 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Wisdom of age (Preview) An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...	Bobdown	0	1286	12:10 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bobdown
	The Major (Preview) Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.	Bobdown	0	1081	11:17 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Bobdown
	Never Date a Girl Who Takes Yoga (Preview) funny video...........	Bobdown	1	1745	09:32 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Craig1
	What attracts you to a joke (Preview) Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view	Craig1	13	1660	09:08 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Grandad5
	The theory of Hell (Preview) A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...	fwdoz	1	1223	09:19 PM Mar 6, 2020 by Night_owl
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