Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

There was a young man from Cape Horne, Who wished he had never been born, He woudn't have been, If his daddy had seen, That the end of his condom was torn. Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Could've been done

Bobdown · Bobdown

When you are over sixty who gives a ****? This ******* looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hai...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Bobdown · Bobdown

What could possibly go wrong?

Bobdown · Bobdown

It's a worry, they are guarding their countries...........

Alijac · Alijac

Because I lacked an education, I'm forced to ask my doctor to explain many things I don't know, so one day I asked him if he could tell me what a 'cubic foot' is. He quickly fired up his computer and downloaded so many pages that I thought his usual consultation feet..err..fee would escalate tenfold! Ha...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Alijac · Alijac

A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyd...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes. I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .

Bobdown · Bobdown

Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Ross638 · Ross638

Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no canarys and its the same on the Virgin Islands, . . . . . . there are no canarys either !!! -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:43:21 AM -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:45:00 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks....

Craig1 · Craig1

hope he is not crook?

Bobdown · Bobdown

Recoup · Recoup

The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .

Magnarc · Magnarc

If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Ooops! (Preview) There was a young man from Cape Horne, Who wished he had never been born, He woudn't have been, If his daddy had seen, That the end of his condom was torn. Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)	Magnarc	0	823	11:00 AM Oct 12, 2020 by Magnarc
	Hard Drive (Preview) Could've been done	Southern Cruizer	2	1239	09:24 PM Oct 11, 2020 by ConsumerMan
	Does age matter ? (Preview) When you are over sixty who gives a **? This ***** looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hai...	Bobdown	0	800	06:36 PM Oct 11, 2020 by Bobdown
	Acupuncture cheap (Preview)	fwdoz	0	1225	11:20 AM Oct 10, 2020 by fwdoz
	More funny video's (Preview) What could possibly go wrong?	Bobdown	0	540	11:18 AM Oct 10, 2020 by Bobdown
	No names, no pack drill... (Preview) It's a worry, they are guarding their countries...........	Bobdown	4	1308	12:49 PM Oct 7, 2020 by KJB
	WHAT'S A CUBIC FOOT? (Preview) Because I lacked an education, I'm forced to ask my doctor to explain many things I don't know, so one day I asked him if he could tell me what a 'cubic foot' is. He quickly fired up his computer and downloaded so many pages that I thought his usual consultation feet..err..fee would escalate tenfold! Ha...	Alijac	4	1097	06:42 PM Oct 6, 2020 by Alijac
	Walter Reed Staff (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1148	05:31 PM Oct 6, 2020 by Tony Bev
	THAT'S GOTTA BE 'NEWFIES' (NEWFOUNDLANDERS) FOR YA SURE ENOUGH! (Preview) A Newfie died in a house fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Gee, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled Clyd...	Alijac	0	809	11:42 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	Algebra (Preview) *Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes.* *I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......*	Bobdown	5	1379	10:18 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	The " F " word (Preview) Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .	Bobdown	3	2081	07:43 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	Not a Joke.....but good (Preview) Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...	Bobdown	7	1095	07:00 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	57 divided by 18.......... (Preview) A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...	Bobdown	2	1028	05:36 PM Oct 5, 2020 by bilbo
	Some more cartoons (Preview)	Bobdown	4	1197	07:44 PM Oct 2, 2020 by orid
	The Islands (Preview) Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no canarys and its the same on the Virgin Islands, . . . . . . there are no canarys either !!! -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:43:21 AM -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:45:00 AM	Ross638	0	1050	08:41 AM Oct 1, 2020 by Ross638
	Greta. (Preview) One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks....	Possum3	6	1364	12:43 PM Sep 29, 2020 by Greg 1
	where is Possum? (Preview) hope he is not crook?	Craig1	7	1278	06:37 PM Sep 28, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Telephone........sad but true (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1522	04:39 PM Sep 27, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Condoms (Preview) The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .	Recoup	1	1323	05:22 PM Sep 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Music? (Preview) If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????	Magnarc	0	1171	09:57 AM Sep 24, 2020 by Magnarc
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