Just Joking

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Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...

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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...

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Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...

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Well, last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.My parents forgot and so did my kids.I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch...

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pull...

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we...

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there aga...

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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...

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An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...

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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...

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just joking............

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	In Heaven. (Preview) Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...	Possum3	0	1094	08:01 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Donkey in a well. (Preview) One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...	Possum3	0	1037	06:56 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	An oldie. (Preview) A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...	Possum3	0	1093	08:56 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Just imagine this outside caravan door. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1052	08:43 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Gaol. (Preview)	Possum3	0	984	06:56 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	3 Drunks. (Preview) Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...	Possum3	0	955	06:54 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	I've reached ......... (Preview)	Possum3	0	933	06:43 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Getting slower. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1109	04:03 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1185	02:05 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Memory Fail. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1067	01:58 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Parole? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1225	01:35 PM Oct 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Nicknames (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1229	12:22 PM Oct 22, 2020 by Bobdown
	Why did I get divorced? (Preview) Well, last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.My parents forgot and so did my kids.I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch...	Possum3	0	1129	11:45 AM Oct 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Hillbilly Duck Hunter. (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pull...	Possum3	0	1153	10:23 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Irish Nuns. (Preview) A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we...	Possum3	0	578	10:20 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Senior Sex (Preview) The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there aga...	Possum3	0	1061	10:00 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Rental Property & The Lawyer with 12 kids (Preview) A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...	Possum3	0	1218	04:39 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Don't mess with older people (Preview) An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...	Mike Harding	0	807	01:15 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Mike Harding
	My neighbour. (Preview) My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...	Possum3	6	983	08:23 AM Oct 20, 2020 by WAssa41
	Another Urine joke (Preview) just joking............	Bobdown	1	1283	09:09 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
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