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Christmas tree.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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759
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TOO LATE!!!!
(Preview)
As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams,I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out. Let me out.The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, sucking air through his teeth, mutters,Too late, mate. I've already done the paperwork.
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aussie_paul
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2
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957
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The alphabet wife..
(Preview)
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...
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aussie_paul
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0
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704
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What's in the bag?
(Preview)
Recently, I was driving back to the Gold Coast from Port Douglas in Northern Queensland when I saw an elderly Aboriginal man walking on the side of the road.As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Aboriginal man if he would like a ride.With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got...
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aussie_paul
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0
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860
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Photos of rock legends +60 years ago.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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858
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Caravan cutlery drawer
(Preview)
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67HR
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0
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643
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Retirement
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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713
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Vale Phil Hughes
(Preview)
Vale Phillip Hughes. Gee ten years passes quickly !!!! They sure could use him at no 3 or opening now !!!!!!
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rmoor
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4
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751
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Savour
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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796
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The Drover..
(Preview)
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...
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aussie_paul
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0
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724
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Old Models
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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706
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Far Side
(Preview)
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rgren2
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2
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898
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The complete toolkit..
(Preview)
HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.ELECTRIC DRILL:Normally used for spinning rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works well for drilling mounting holes...
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aussie_paul
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2
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1112
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Noah
(Preview)
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark". Long Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 deck...
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rgren2
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7
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1054
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Flirting with death.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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900
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Cow Farts
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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1000
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Morning Coffee
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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946
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Smoke Less
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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1030
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Could lose my License
(Preview)
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."Officer: "Ok, let's do...
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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856
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Hungry
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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846
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