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Tendering procedures..
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...
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The Irish Furniture Dealer..
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Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...
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Oh, brother.
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A small tourist town..
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The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres..
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The Satnav A new poem by Pam AyresI have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty mi...
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Funnies......
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...
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Susan.
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Can't refuse..
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Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....
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3 Knots
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...
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How I learned to mind my own business:
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I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...
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A young woman..
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And another thing..
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Sick leave..
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Same sex..
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I don't care..
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Golf
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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...
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5 year old girl
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A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...
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Todays Please explain cartoon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s
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3 Men
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An Italian man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate lo...
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Love this policeman. . . . .
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A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer,demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.The motorist insta...
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