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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...

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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...

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An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...

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The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...

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I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...

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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just te...

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Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...

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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...

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Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Rules. (Preview) At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'...	Possum3	1	1383	01:59 PM Oct 28, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Just read this and had to post. (Preview) What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led t...	Possum3	1	975	10:08 AM Oct 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Religious conversion. (Preview) An old Jew retired and moved to a mostly Catholic neighborhood.He had a habit of cooking out on Fridays and the smell of his steaks was distracting to the neighbors.They asked him on several occasions not to cook beef outdoors on Fridays, but to no avail.Eventually the parish priest came up with the id...	Possum3	2	970	10:06 AM Oct 28, 2020 by Craig1
	The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! (Preview) The Fence Repair - Australian style !!! Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fenceat Government House.One is from Cabramatta, another is fromMarrickville, and the third is from Lane Cove.All three go with an official to examine the fence.The Cabramatta contractor takes out a tape measu...	Bobdown	5	1158	09:54 AM Oct 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Backwards. (Preview) I am over 70 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at le...	Possum3	1	1030	01:24 AM Oct 27, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Spider. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1194	08:25 PM Oct 25, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Nice to have you back Possum3 (Preview) Wassa	WAssa41	4	1176	10:01 AM Oct 25, 2020 by WAssa41
	James Bond (Preview) A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just te...	petengail	0	1198	01:01 PM Oct 24, 2020 by petengail
	Karate. (Preview)	Possum3	0	977	08:09 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Campervan. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1131	08:05 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Scared? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1062	08:02 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	In Heaven. (Preview) Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...	Possum3	0	1047	08:01 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	Donkey in a well. (Preview) One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...	Possum3	0	992	06:56 AM Oct 24, 2020 by Possum3
	An oldie. (Preview) A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...	Possum3	0	1045	08:56 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Just imagine this outside caravan door. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1004	08:43 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Gaol. (Preview)	Possum3	0	933	06:56 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	3 Drunks. (Preview) Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...	Possum3	0	909	06:54 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	I've reached ......... (Preview)	Possum3	0	885	06:43 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Getting slower. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1057	04:03 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1137	02:05 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
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