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SENIOR TRYING TO RESET PASSWORD...
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WINDOWS Please enter your new password USER cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50damnboil...
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Now a quickie.
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A turtle is crossing the road when hes mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies: I dont know. It all happened so fast.
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Mexican Fisherman
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A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them....
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Duplicate
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 27th of June 2020 08:13:30 AM
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wise sayings
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just sayin Wish I read these when I was younger... Confucius Say.... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say. Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say. Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Sex is sa...
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The Dog.
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Rubbish Collector.
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A rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks, but th...
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Little Johnny and donkey
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Little johnny arrived at school late, Teacher, whats your excuse this time, Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse Teacher, its RECTUM Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him
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Cannibals.
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Five cannibals are employed by the Army as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer welcomes the cannibals he says, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that t...
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Stayed out.
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98 Year old.
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Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...
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Getting old can be funny - well sometimes...An elderly gentleman...Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the docto...
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Who's the boss
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a gu...
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Irish.
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaubert. The Priest said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'... The Priest asked, 'And be there any wee litt...
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Good Wife joke
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Nursing Home romance
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Who said Nursing Homes were boring? Two elderly residents, a man and awoman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady look...
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golfin
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a sister says A nun walks into Mother Superiors office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.What troubles you, Sister? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day you spent with your family.It was, sighed the Sister. And I went to play golf with my brother...
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Snake.
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A snake goes to a bar and the bartender says; "I cant serve you, you cant hold your liquor and you're legless".
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Prayers.
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back after death
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sounds good Sex after Death!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first co...
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