Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...

Kev-Maz · Kev-Maz

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...

Phillipn · Phillipn

I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Glue Ad........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bloody traffic jams..........

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...

Bobdown · Bobdown

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Magic .....very cool.

jules47 · jules47

NASA'a robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of TV, beer or porn. This makes it clear that Men are not from Mars.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Safer to sit and watch TV.........

petengail · petengail

I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didnt stand a chance against the three of us.

Possum3 · Possum3

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...

Bobdown · Bobdown

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...

Bobdown · Bobdown

First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some talent show.......funny

Bobdown · Bobdown

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Condoms (Preview) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...	Bobdown	1	870	02:24 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Magnarc
	The Moon (Preview) Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...	Kev-Maz	3	968	12:51 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Santa
	Americans (Preview) My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.	Bobdown	0	886	12:27 PM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	"You Gotta Be Shtin Me?" (Preview) Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Shtin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...	Bobdown	0	709	10:14 AM Nov 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	I am. You are. We are Australia (Preview) I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...	Phillipn	1	1199	01:11 PM Nov 21, 2020 by Rob Driver
	One for the ladies (Preview) Glue Ad........	Bobdown	0	1127	06:08 PM Nov 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	Some good advice (Preview) Bloody traffic jams..........	Bobdown	3	1018	04:44 PM Nov 18, 2020 by Tony Bev
	TALK TO GOD... (Preview) An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...	Des and Jane	1	1013	01:48 PM Nov 18, 2020 by Possum3
	Mushrooms for Spot (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...	Bobdown	0	1012	10:42 PM Nov 17, 2020 by Bobdown
	4 Very Short Illusions (Preview) Magic .....very cool.	Bobdown	0	820	10:39 PM Nov 17, 2020 by Bobdown
	NASA (Preview) NASA'a robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of TV, beer or porn. This makes it clear that Men are not from Mars.	jules47	1	1145	07:22 PM Nov 16, 2020 by Forrest White
	Home Gym (Preview) Safer to sit and watch TV.........	Bobdown	3	923	03:28 PM Nov 16, 2020 by fwdoz
	HELPING OUT (Preview) I was walking through a seedy part of town the other day, when I came across a couple of louts beating up this young bloke. Of course I jumped in to help out. He didnt stand a chance against the three of us.	petengail	0	1325	03:16 PM Nov 14, 2020 by petengail
	Blonde (American). (Preview)	Possum3	2	1375	08:24 AM Nov 14, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Wally works for Bunnings... (Preview) Jennifer, a manager at Bunnings, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...	Des and Jane	0	988	07:34 PM Nov 13, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Tech support. - (Can't remember if I put it on before) (Preview) Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuabl...	Possum3	3	931	11:44 AM Nov 13, 2020 by orid
	Nosey receptionist (Preview) There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Rece...	Bobdown	3	1283	07:56 AM Nov 13, 2020 by Mobi Condo
	Husband of the Year (Preview) First honourable mention goes to: The United Kingdom followed closely by.... The United States of America and then... Poland but 3rd Place must go to... Greece it was very, very close but the runner up prize was awarded to.... Serbia but the winner of the husband/...	Bobdown	0	860	07:23 PM Nov 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	Always check first (Preview) Some talent show.......funny	Bobdown	1	1158	08:55 AM Nov 12, 2020 by Grasshopper1
	Fake news (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1067	11:44 AM Nov 10, 2020 by Bobdown
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