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happy Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He : How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance Lena ,...

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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...

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Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a very valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned Id sustained a head injury, and...

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A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree a...

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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and e...

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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" ... "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr Ward were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which o...

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A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he wa...

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After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition i...

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2 guys were hunting and went across a farmer's place .they came across a crevice in the ground they wondered how deep it was so they threw stones down but couldn't hear the bottom. So they found a tyre threw it down the hole but being rubber couldn't hear it hit bottom. So they found a old truck transmissio...

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A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son...

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	still in da crate (Preview) happy Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in Northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He : How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance Lena ,...	Craig1	0	547	04:16 PM Jul 12, 2020 by Craig1
	COVID Mask in Canberra (Yesterday) (Preview)	Possum3	0	634	02:29 PM Jul 12, 2020 by Possum3
	2020. (Preview)	Possum3	0	749	02:00 PM Jul 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...	Bobdown	0	467	01:03 PM Jul 12, 2020 by Bobdown
	PC. (Preview)	Possum3	1	555	12:10 PM Jul 12, 2020 by Craig1
	Explanation. (Preview) Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a very valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too humiliating. I simply mentioned Id sustained a head injury, and...	Possum3	0	455	11:08 AM Jul 12, 2020 by Possum3
	A missionary......... (Preview) A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree a...	Possum3	0	539	08:50 AM Jul 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Poker player. (Preview) Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and e...	Possum3	0	444	08:23 AM Jul 12, 2020 by Possum3
	Goodnight all. (Preview)	Possum3	0	539	11:14 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Pussy? (Preview)	Possum3	0	558	11:10 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	The inexpensive diagnosis. (Preview) The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" ... "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr Ward were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which o...	Possum3	0	453	11:08 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Texas Juggler. (Preview) A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he wa...	Possum3	0	456	11:00 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Keys left in car. (Preview) After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition i...	Possum3	0	383	10:57 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Deep hole. (Preview) 2 guys were hunting and went across a farmer's place .they came across a crevice in the ground they wondered how deep it was so they threw stones down but couldn't hear the bottom. So they found a tyre threw it down the hole but being rubber couldn't hear it hit bottom. So they found a old truck transmissio...	Possum3	2	666	10:41 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Tony Bev
	missing finger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	405	06:11 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Kids come back home. (Preview)	Possum3	0	450	06:08 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Double up? (Preview)	Possum3	0	448	04:32 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	QANTAS (Preview) A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Qantas from Sydney to Auckland. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son...	Possum3	0	665	01:20 PM Jul 11, 2020 by Possum3
	Woman's poem. (Preview)	Possum3	1	750	02:26 PM Jul 10, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Cyclists. (Preview)	Possum3	2	665	05:09 PM Jul 9, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
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