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Possum3 · Possum3

The WA Police found a large number of dead crows earlier this week on Tonkin Highway, there was early concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.The cause of death appeared to be fr...

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Collo · Collo

If Elon cashed in his 250 billion dollars and divided it amongst us 7.5 billion people.....we'd all get $33!

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

a bit

Bobdown · Bobdown

Something a bit different to all the covid crap to make you smile. Even some of you crusty old nomads were young once...........ha ha Cheers Bob

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Bobdown · Bobdown

A Stockmarket Yuppie crashed his BMW into a freight train. When the ambulance and police arrived he was in a terrible state. "Oh my God" he moaned. Now stay calm said the ambo man "Calm?? Look at my BMW! it's ruined" said the Yuppie. But Sir, said the medico, you're very badly injured. Your legs are all sm...

Possum3 · Possum3

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with Gods divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had take...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Two old army mates got together for a drink on Anzac Day. By closing time they were very drunk, but still went back to Larry's place for a few more beers. It was very late when Bill wondered what time it was and couldn't find a clock anywhere. "Hey Larry, you don't have a clock, mate. How do you tell the time?...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A market research company was employed by a plumbing company to find out which way people faced in the bath.Was it with their feet towards the taps or their back to the taps? They interviewed 2000 people, and 1999 said they sat with their feet towards the taps, and only one person sat with their back tow...

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: FW: A farmer named Paddy - WHAT AN IRISHMAN. A farmer named Paddy had a car accident He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

* Beware ** I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I lea...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oopsl must have clicked twice. Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 7th of January 2021 03:41:16 PM

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Bobdown · Bobdown

A Cop pulled over a car on the freeway. 'Get out of the car and step to the rear of the vehicle, please sir' said the Cop. 'Sir, your rear tail light is out' said the copper. "Oh my God, this is terrible" screamed the driver, "Oh Lord, what am I going to do?" "Settle down Sir, it's only a tail light" said the Cop...

Possum3 · Possum3

I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.My prospect...

Possum3 · Possum3

There were two women in a bus, fighting over who would take the last seat. The Conductor had tried in vain to mediate. The the Driver yelled "Let the ugly one take the seat". Both women stood for the rest of their journey.

Possum3 · Possum3

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional said the nurseIn over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.Una...

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	The Unicorn. (Preview)	Possum3	0	674	01:59 PM Jan 11, 2021 by Possum3
	Crow-na Virus? (Preview) The WA Police found a large number of dead crows earlier this week on Tonkin Highway, there was early concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.The cause of death appeared to be fr...	Possum3	0	561	01:50 PM Jan 11, 2021 by Possum3
	Twister. (Preview)	Possum3	0	723	01:48 PM Jan 11, 2021 by Possum3
	Elon Musk (Preview) If Elon cashed in his 250 billion dollars and divided it amongst us 7.5 billion people.....we'd all get $33!	Collo	1	725	07:52 PM Jan 10, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Old age funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	0	802	05:23 PM Jan 10, 2021 by Bobdown
	helping (Preview) a bit	Craig1	2	1026	04:11 PM Jan 10, 2021 by Craig1
	Bald headed babies (Preview) Something a bit different to all the covid crap to make you smile. Even some of you crusty old nomads were young once...........ha ha Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	662	11:43 AM Jan 10, 2021 by Bobdown
	With every problem (Preview)	Whenarewethere	0	1159	09:38 PM Jan 9, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Yuppie (Preview) A Stockmarket Yuppie crashed his BMW into a freight train. When the ambulance and police arrived he was in a terrible state. "Oh my God" he moaned. Now stay calm said the ambo man "Calm?? Look at my BMW! it's ruined" said the Yuppie. But Sir, said the medico, you're very badly injured. Your legs are all sm...	Bobdown	1	1141	06:04 PM Jan 9, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Religious squirrels. (Preview) The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with Gods divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had take...	Possum3	2	1177	04:48 PM Jan 9, 2021 by oldbloke
	How to tell the time ! (Preview) Two old army mates got together for a drink on Anzac Day. By closing time they were very drunk, but still went back to Larry's place for a few more beers. It was very late when Bill wondered what time it was and couldn't find a clock anywhere. "Hey Larry, you don't have a clock, mate. How do you tell the time?...	Bobdown	0	680	04:05 PM Jan 9, 2021 by Bobdown
	Survey (Preview) A market research company was employed by a plumbing company to find out which way people faced in the bath.Was it with their feet towards the taps or their back to the taps? They interviewed 2000 people, and 1999 said they sat with their feet towards the taps, and only one person sat with their back tow...	Bobdown	0	907	12:25 PM Jan 8, 2021 by Bobdown
	more Irish (Preview) Subject: FW: A farmer named Paddy - WHAT AN IRISHMAN. A farmer named Paddy had a car accident He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked t...	Craig1	0	846	07:46 PM Jan 7, 2021 by Craig1
	Beware... (Preview) * Beware ** I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I lea...	aussie_paul	1	956	04:41 PM Jan 7, 2021 by Craig1
	Beware... (Preview) Oopsl must have clicked twice. Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Thursday 7th of January 2021 03:41:16 PM	aussie_paul	0	907	02:20 PM Jan 7, 2021 by aussie_paul
	This is where the loo rolls went (Preview)	Tony Bev	3	737	11:17 AM Jan 7, 2021 by dogbox
	Tail light (Preview) A Cop pulled over a car on the freeway. 'Get out of the car and step to the rear of the vehicle, please sir' said the Cop. 'Sir, your rear tail light is out' said the copper. "Oh my God, this is terrible" screamed the driver, "Oh Lord, what am I going to do?" "Settle down Sir, it's only a tail light" said the Cop...	Bobdown	1	1027	11:01 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Fiance's sister. (Preview) I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.My prospect...	Possum3	2	781	09:43 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Craig1
	Wisdom of Solomon. (Preview) There were two women in a bus, fighting over who would take the last seat. The Conductor had tried in vain to mediate. The the Driver yelled "Let the ugly one take the seat". Both women stood for the rest of their journey.	Possum3	0	671	07:27 AM Jan 6, 2021 by Possum3
	Nurse (Preview) "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional said the nurseIn over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.""Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.Una...	Possum3	0	803	11:11 AM Jan 5, 2021 by Possum3
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