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You may wish to substitute the wife -- for the Husband in these comments.
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it. Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy. The wife's been hinting she want's something...
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Toilet paper shortage in East Texas
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Symptons of Corona virus
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Is excessive farting a symptom of corona virus? If so, I think my wife has corona virus!!
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What do you call 30 people in a church?
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Four weddings and a funeral
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Delta18
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German Coast Guard
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For all the boaties...........
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Trump Vs Clinton
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Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him."I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'...
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cjt55
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Far
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k What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is...
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Why Women outlive Men
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Cough into your elbow
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Face mask needed.........
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Quarantine
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Too much time on their hands.........
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A head goes into a bar.........
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The golden oldie from the Vicar of Dibley...........made me smile again.
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breaeding
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British humour
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REFLECTIONS ON THE VIRUS
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Points to ponder! · Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.· I need to practice social...
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Coronavirus parodies
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"My Carona/Corona" and "Bohemian Rhapsody" parodies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_tEdQvFcc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo7HB-slsm4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY8-N8-pn1I
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lies
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The Irish Golfer
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Good one ......well told !!
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Squirrels
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Squirrels Find ReligionAs a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't inter...
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Toilet paper again
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More virus memes
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