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Social distancing
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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571
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Help Wanted
(Preview)
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and wen...
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Possum3
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0
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617
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Humorous/Silly Signs.
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Richie148
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1
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622
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Message from the police
(Preview)
I should not laugh at this, but I did
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Tony Bev
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2
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752
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Today's funnies
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Bobdown
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4
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703
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson
(Preview)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and million...
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Richie148
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0
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477
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Aussie accent?
(Preview)
An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.
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Possum3
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0
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622
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Border Guard NT style.
(Preview)
Photo by Trialee Jikipayinga Ah Mat.
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Possum3
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1
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519
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Christian.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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498
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To do list.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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529
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Collingwood Press release
(Preview)
If only COLLINGWOOD PRESS RELEASEFollowing on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an ind...
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Craig1
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0
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513
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Modern Day Adam & Eve
(Preview)
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars are totalled , but amazingly neither driver was hurt. After both crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should me...
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Possum3
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0
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722
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Why do you look in your pocket?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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587
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Rules.
(Preview)
Rules for your Daughters Boyfriend , Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. I...
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Possum3
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0
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658
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Golf
(Preview)
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round: She says. "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot Finally, one man says. "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m." He figures the ear...
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Possum3
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0
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640
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Plants.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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689
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Strong Language.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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664
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Breaking News.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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743
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Nursery Rhymes.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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3
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708
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Rookie Cop.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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697
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