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New Church Organist
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The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The...
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437
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Who is right
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JayDee
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612
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New Guy.
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A young guy from Charters Towers moves to Townsville and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in RetraVision in Charters Towers." Well, the boss was unsure, bu...
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874
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I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:... I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brou...
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547
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Not all Old Geezers sit around all day.
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Good on him...........not for me.
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Bobdown
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3
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978
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Nostalgia
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Bit of nostalgia . -- Edited by sherbert on Monday 11th of May 2020 09:53:44 PM
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sherbert
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1175
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there were 2 ladies ???
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This one could have been on the forum before. But!!! worth a repeat. There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been follo...
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JayDee
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919
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Thursday's funnies
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Bobdown
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848
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New Urine Test!
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My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costl...
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Bobdown
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862
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Economic Stimulus Payment
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where w...
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Bobdown
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1000
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metal scoop for beach metal detecting.
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Can anyone advise on where to purchase a quality metal scoop(aluminium?) with a long handle> What brands price etc Thanks Weggs
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weggs
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808
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How to back a trailer
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Leshill
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980
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Long time not being here - Best Joke I have seen for a while 😂
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomat...
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Joker
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1170
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Australia OUT of WORK & OUT of TAXES
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The queen will have to -" vamoose with the vault-" a.c.t will have to parliament park bench seat-" the -" Republicans can party-"& a -" ice age will take over this country..".. Bright side -? no Moses brigaders,climate changers riots,cos they all starving or deep frozen
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ERI LI
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Brain surgeon
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Bobdown
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Social Distancing
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Recoup
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Brain teaser
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Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd? Now scroll down Here are the results of the Survey: 1 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom 2 100% of the female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were di...
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Bobdown
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960
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Signs of Marriage Gone Bad
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Bobdown
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Cops
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Recoup
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Cornish humour
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Bobdown
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