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The French Brexit Song
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Whenarewethere
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1
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1088
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Child logic.
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Possum3
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1
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1087
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Satan.
(Preview)
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soo...
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Possum3
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0
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867
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This'll make the guys wince.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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990
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Shop lifter
(Preview)
A cranky older woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she a...
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oldbloke
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998
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For the Ladies.
(Preview)
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating c...
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Possum3
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0
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896
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Lost wife.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1088
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Challenge.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1022
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Short joke
(Preview)
The most stupid, dumb, silly video you will ever see, only 15 seconds long. But for the warped, weird and wonderful sense of humour of some people ...............it's funny !!!! Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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5
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1766
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Don’t mess with a grey nomad...
(Preview)
Dont mess with usI know I shouldnt have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order. Anyway when I got to the first window I paid...
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Des and Jane
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2
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576
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Premonition.
(Preview)
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listen to her prayers which ended by saying,"GOD bless Mommy, bless Daddy, bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa"The father asked, why did you say goodbye Grandpa?The little girl said, I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do"....
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Possum3
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1
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751
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Old Hat.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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996
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VKG.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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559
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Donation.
(Preview)
One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. Th...
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Possum3
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0
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628
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Papal method.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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803
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Identification easy.
(Preview)
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends, Cooter and Gomer.The three men had always done everything together.Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,Cooter said, 'Yup...
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Possum3
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0
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691
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Birthday list.
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This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.**Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.**The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...
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868
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One liners..
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One linersAfter my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it !Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing.The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy f...
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aussie_paul
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0
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668
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Too True.
(Preview)
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0
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941
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Couldn't shoot.
(Preview)
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680
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