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Is that a record.
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A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop. She asked the young stud behind the counter. Would you have a vinyl record called Jingle Bells on a 12-inch. Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have. I have dangling balls on a 8-inch. to which the attractive lady asked. Is that a re...
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Mens' Deodorant
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A man is standing in a pharmacy looking at the men's toiletries shelves. A pharmacy shop assistant approaches him and asks if he needs any help. "I'm just trying to decide what type of deodorant to buy." he replied. "Do you prefer the ball type?" asked the pharmacy shop assistant. "Actually, I jus...
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Irish road accident 🙂
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Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator:' What is your location sir?'Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..Operator: 'How do y...
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Pre internet..
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Two drunks
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Two drunks visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and says to her manager, "go put inflatable dolls in the two bedrooms, these guys are too drunk notice." During the walk home one guy says "I think my girl was dead, she never moved and never made a sound." The second guy says, "I think mine was a wi...
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Not a Brick
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Oops!
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An Obituary..
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...
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Margaret & Bert
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Margaret and Bert, a spunky older couple, had just moved to Texas, where everythingincluding dreams of becoming a cowboywas bigger. Bert had always fancied himself as a bit of a cowboy, so when he spotted a pair of authentic boots on sale, he couldnt resist. He strutted home, wearing them proudly, hi...
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Lazy
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The Homecoming
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Halloween
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Boo Bees
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A Day At The Horse Races....
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A Day At The Horse Races....Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assign...
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A rabbit..
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walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a...
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Points to ponder..
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuireThe difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert EinsteinWar is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose BierceAt every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home...
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Book report
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :......
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Surfing Accident
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Old Maid & a Burglar
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A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept;He crept up close to the...
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